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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Teenager in 'no common sense' shocker.
Society in 'someone must be to blame' shocker.

Do you think his mother ever said to him "If John put his foot in a woodchipper, would you do the same?"

It's natural selection at work. When the zombies come, he'll not be able to run away fast enough.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:23, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
he might have fallen off a ladder or something.
Does it say how it happened? I didn't read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
It said the wood wasn't going through the chipper fast enough
so he stuck his foot in to tramp it down.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
oh. well he's just a plain old fashioned moron.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Or as I like to call them, a sixteen year old.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Cooker sorted?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Halfway there.
And I don't want to jinx it, but so far it HAS been surprisingly easy. Exploded diagrams and clear written instructions certainly help.

Off to the tip in a minute with a car full of crap out of the kitchen, by which time the glue on the new dials should have set and we can start the fun job of trying to put the bastard back together again.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Electric wheelchairs are a fucker to fix aint they?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
The main problem with them happens when Al kicks their wing mirrors off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

their wing mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I put my cock in a woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said well bless my soul
Take it out
Take it out
Take it out
Re-move it
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)

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