I believe him to be a tightly coiled ball of furious rage and righteous vengeance
That and the boxing. I actually reckon there's a dark horse amongst us who's proper nails and disguises a violent past with a veneer of internet pedantry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I think he's more flowing over the armrests than tightly coiled

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Your nose is going to be flowing six foot wide across your face sunshine
He'll take you to the facking cleaners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

pfft, I'd distracted him with a bucket of chicken then run him over with a bus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

"Good afternoon Sir. How can we help you today?"

"Yeah, er.... Can you get fried chicken grease and spunk stains off this?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)