Now I may not know much about computers
But it worked fine before you 'patched' it. I thought the purpose of a patch was to make it better? Even a layman can see you fucked it up. Admit it, you fucked it up didn't you. I'm cancelling my subscription.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

We got this after the Windows 7 migration.
The OS has a far larger footprint, is far more resource intensive than XP and was being installed on the same machines.

"I thought it was going to be faster :("
( Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:55, Reply)

But why would a normal person know any of that footprint shit?
i've said it before and I'll say it again, we just want it to work, we don't care how or why.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Well, a normal person would listen to me tell them that it had all of that
that is was the same machine, that it'd got replaced because MS was removing support for XP so we had no choice and we'd never said at any point it'd be faster and then not thrown a fucking tantrum.

I can only surmise that we don't have normal people working for us and therefore I treat them with the contempt they deserve.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)

basically your company was too tight to upgrade the hardware to go with the software?
I've got this shizzle nailed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Nah, they're on a three year lease.
Makes sense because you don't have to actually buy the machines. Like a phone contract, except you send the phone back when you get your "free" upgrade.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

It took me 17 minutes this morning to turn my computer on and load the stuff I need to do work
FIX IT
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)

you need to clean up your desktop, clean out your inbox, delete your account and kill yourself.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

JAPES

( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)