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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hey Monty,
If you're feeling a bit blue, I suggest you do something to take your mind off it that you really enjoy. Go for it, be wild, be free.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:55,
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+ have an oily wank.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:55,
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it really is always sex with you, I bet you have a wank every day
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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He's probably halfway through one RIGHT NOW
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:04,
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I have 9h more at work and 60p til midnight.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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well, in that case, take it out on a colleague with a stapler.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:57,
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are you going to queue up at the ATM at midnight with all the dolescum and alcoholics waiting for their benefit payments to clear?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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ATM Machine
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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keyword: MACHINE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:02,
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I bet he forgets his PIN number
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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He should save it in his RAM memory.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:11,
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keyword: SCUM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:59,
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This fucking tool
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:01,
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Oh that takes me back!
I saw that shortly before my first birthday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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I set them up...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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Have you still got that copy of Driller Killer that I got you for your christening?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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I swapped it for a copy of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to watch at playgroup.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:14,
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when my mum was shown her 12wk scan, when she was expecting me,
they showed her a still from 'Faces of Death'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:19,
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Are you going to save him a place?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:02,
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only if I can vomit down his back
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:05,
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GET A KINDER SUPRISE!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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Alright SirJimmeh
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:59,
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Kinder than what?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:02,
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SUPPLIES!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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I wheelie bin having a wank!
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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I was going to suggest wanking into a cocked hat
but it appears Battered has "team onanism" fully covered so I'll let him roll with this one..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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