Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hey Monty, If you're feeling a bit blue, I suggest you do something to take your mind off it that you really enjoy. Go for it, be wild, be free.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:55,
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it really is always sex with you, I bet you have a wank every day (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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He's probably halfway through one RIGHT NOW(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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I have 9h more at work and 60p til midnight.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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well, in that case, take it out on a colleague with a stapler. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:57,
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are you going to queue up at the ATM at midnight with all the dolescum and alcoholics waiting for their benefit payments to clear?(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Oh that takes me back!I saw that shortly before my first birthday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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Have you still got that copy of Driller Killer that I got you for your christening? (, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I swapped it for a copy of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to watch at playgroup.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:14,
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when my mum was shown her 12wk scan, when she was expecting me,they showed her a still from 'Faces of Death'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:19,
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I was going to suggest wanking into a cocked hatbut it appears Battered has "team onanism" fully covered so I'll let him roll with this one..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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