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( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so he umbilical bungeed from one gash to another, thus making him immune to homosexuality, except in his achilles tendon which is like vulnerable to mild tickling and boy bands.
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I imagine the maternity ward is like a room full of exotic dancers and a load of ping pong balls
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)

like that time he was accidentally used as a double ender
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

When he was fired out of Mum a)'s fanny, he curved at high velocity round a cheap plastic racetrack and popped into Mum b)'s gaping vag, ready to be baked for another fourteen months.
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Monty himself is suspiciously silent on the matter, I reckon you've struck FACT GOLD
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
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