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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You mean when he was born they didn't slam him immediately up the chuff of another bird?

(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I thought his Mum literally birthed him astride her lezzer bird's fanny
so he umbilical bungeed from one gash to another, thus making him immune to homosexuality, except in his achilles tendon which is like vulnerable to mild tickling and boy bands.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
maybe it came out with such force he was fired into the fanny in the bed opposite
I imagine the maternity ward is like a room full of exotic dancers and a load of ping pong balls
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
You and I should team up
We could write top-notch erotic fiction
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
It could be over the course of monty's life
like that time he was accidentally used as a double ender
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Nah see he was born in the Mattel Hot Wheels ward
When he was fired out of Mum a)'s fanny, he curved at high velocity round a cheap plastic racetrack and popped into Mum b)'s gaping vag, ready to be baked for another fourteen months.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
We're definitely on to something here
Monty himself is suspiciously silent on the matter, I reckon you've struck FACT GOLD
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Or we're all on 2.0
TERRIBLE BULLYING
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Bullying by passivity
Worst of all the internet abuse forms
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)

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