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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Monty, Stunned and Lighty are heading West.
The pub will probably feature.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:54, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Although I would rather kick a cripple off a cliff.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
we should totally arrange a weekend kicking cripples off cliffs sometime

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
We could make a card game out of it.
Top Trumps Cripple Kick.

Distance achieved: 19.3 meters.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)
metres

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Bent Spastic Rating:WTN
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I am pissed off that I had to cancel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Got to lay low for a bit eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Nope, will be getting back from Poland. Wife wouldn't be happy if I then when straight down to Bristol on the piss after I've been away all week & I want to see my kid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
take them with you or pretend you're still in Poland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Too late now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I'm sorry to hear that
Poland is a right shithole
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Bits of it are ok, such as the bars.
I work here a couple of weeks each month at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)
bars, bollocks, Poland's all about the castles on the Czech border
those are WELL nice
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
That's the kind of shit I am interested in seeing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
well you come out here and do my job.
Then I can go on the piss in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Your job is 'visiting castles'?
Wow. OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Well I go and visit some of the company's shops, I'm sure you could fit in a couple of castle visits en route.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)

off that I had to cancel 20 out of every 24 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Anyone else going?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)
weirdly Mrs Dukaz is going to Bristol on Saturday night...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)
We all knew that already

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)
We've got a pint glass full of pound coins all ready and waiting

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
and a bowl to throw car keys into

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I've got the car keys sweeitie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)

s sweeitie suit and ting
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
*sees you in your pants and ting*


*spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I doubt that
we're none of us terribly interested in drinking to excess.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Am I right in saying Monty and Stunned are going?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
No drinking to excess??????
That don't ring true
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)
It's what we in the business call a 'massive fucking lie'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Phewwwwww Thank fuck for that
I thought I caught Frank for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Hahahaha
You cunt I almost spat tea down my front
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)
*logs into phone*
*bokes*

fuck you Boyce
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)
sorry to give you the runaround there Badmons old boy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
This is a very funny post.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

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