Next door is permeated the block with the delights of the non-orient east. It hits you as you walk in the door. It hasn't stunk out my flat, just the coridors, but I've got the windows open anyway.
I've got a roast chicken on with 2 bulbs of garlic (just cut 'em in half, no chopping) and an onion that its resting on. Then I got about 1/5th of a jar of Very Lazy Garlic and salt, then a ton of faux-butter, and put that all under the skin and in the crevices and all that. I've opened all the windows and shut the kitchen door.

Then I got some Boul Lavent or something like that, some posh crusty white loaf, to make an awesome-sandwich. Gonna then apply some salad and mayo and chili-jelly and crisps.

I came up with an idea, imagine if you could type out a subject line before you call someone so it comes up on your phone when they call.

Not sure what my favorite opening line is, the one to Sexy Beast is good. I ♥ that film.

Alt Alt - alright?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

alright Gonz
Fart through their letter box, if you have no bot dogs to hand
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Alright Hare.
I was talkin' to Ma' about what I'd do if I got 5 and the bonus on the lotto (£250k), and my answer was for it to facilitate getting a dog, that's what I'd do. I didn't even think about having an unlimited supply of dog eggs to put through mortal enemy's doors.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:57, Reply)

You need to look at the whole picture....
when you make an investment like that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)