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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fuck it, it's not the weekend, but I might engage in some high-end gaming.What are you doing tonight that you'd normally do at the weekend?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:58,
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Not pissing around on b3ta.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:02,
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I listened to the Newcastle game earlier.Shola "the Fenham Assassin" Ameobi came good. Pity he can't do that on a more regular basis. Although apparently he's never missed a penalty.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:06,
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Hang on, though, I'm sure he missed one against Sunderland once.Fucking stupid commentators.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:09,
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Yep. Next, Southampton on Sunday in the league.I'll probably not get to see it as blousie's up this weekend. In fact she'll be arriving any minute.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:14,
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The Liverpool game is quite entertaining.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:17,
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I hope they're losing.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:19,
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About half an hour left and it's 3-3 on agg.Although Zenith have an away goal.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:25,
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In other news; I'm watching Trading Places.My favourite film.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:20,
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Has she got her baps out yet?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:21,
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Not yet. Early on. Just at the initial pork bellies bit.
It is a great film.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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Do you watch Trading Places most weekends?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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About 3-4 times a year.Love it.
annoyed I won't be joining you this weekend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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I'll organise something 'proper' in the summer.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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And I'll head up your way in June.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:25,
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EXCELLENT.Doris will be attending as well I hope?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:26,
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I hope so.Someone will have to hold my hair out of my face so I can throw up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:27,
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I'm sure my wife will help someone who's reasonable senior in financial services.Particularly after your previous discussion.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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Have you moved house in the last 18 months?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:29,
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No and we're quite happy with our insurance policies and domestic suppliers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:30,
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Ah, that's okay.I've been meaning to write to your wife, and provide her with links/copies of the lovely comments you've made about her family on here.
I'm guessing she gets bored whilst you're working away, so if I schedule the letter to drop whilst you're in Poland, it'll give her something to do.
:-)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:31,
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Does this mean I can safely post what a miserable* bloke her dad is?*but generous
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:38,
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Yes.Until you annoy me, anyway! :-)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:40,
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Is it 'bent shirt night' in your local?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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I take 'no reply' as proof that it is.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:27,
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I think you've fucked that reply matey. Shame, if only you'd be quicker.
Story of your life eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:29,
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You had Londoner really*street tuff lols*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:41,
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'$5, maybe I'll go to the movies. By myself'.Good job my laptop is about to run out of battery, otherwise I'd keep quoting from this whilst I watch it on my iPad.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:27,
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Lobster and cracked crab!Extra-primo good!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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I CAN SEE! I HAVE LEGS! I CAN WALK! PRAISE JESUS!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:31,
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My favourite film is Taxi Driver.Is Trading Places as good as that?
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Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't get her baps out in Taxi Driver on account of her not being in it.So yeah, Trading Places is waaaaay better.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:41,
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'It ain't cool being no jive turkey'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:42,
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I'm going to order a curry now.I wonder if they do a beef jerky one?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:43,
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Also, goodnight. Blousie's arrived so social skills take priority.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:44,
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Will do!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:51,
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YM.You lot are fucking shit.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:51,
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Oh man, totally walked into that zinger.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:02,
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Unlike your wife, who ate the zinger!(Sorry, I've no idea what the joke is here, I'm assuming PD thinks your other half is fat).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:05,
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AB is married to Wicca'd Witch.They appear to be a lovely couple. EmVee thinks it's a perfectly acceptable line of attack to insult AB about this.
I am quoting EmVee to show how stupid, puerile and perverse an approach that is.
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How much, on a scale of 1 to 10, do you think he hates women?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:57,
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Also: it's true, we're totally lovely. Just ask Poppet.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:07,
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how do we know she's not dead?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:11,
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I don't think EmVee hates women. I really don't.'Hate' implies spending time thinking about them, coming up with scenarios in which to hurt them, imagining ways in which he's better than them and so forth.
What I think is that they're like Transformers to him- just things that he has a chosen affinity to, that he doesn't actually give a genuine fuck about and that he just sees as objects. It's a kind of autism really, in the true 'unable to relate' sense rather than the Miggyman sense.
One day he'll have to choose between an original Scorponok and a flesh and blood girl, and I'm pretty sure that Lord Zarak will be the victor.
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Is 'Lord Zarak' a slang term for his penis?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:26,
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Lord Zarak is Scorponok's Headmaster.I was into Transformers as a kid.
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Transformers go to public school?No wonder they're into being shoved up bums and humiliating the poor.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:10,
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Gotcha.I should pay more attention.
Soz.
How was the pub?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:59,
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Glad to hear it.Do anything special to mark the occasion?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:08,
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