I might buy a car. For the LOLZ.
Alt: I'll probably be the first person to be killed playing hockey, knowing me.

AltAlt: I'm pretty sure Poppet will be killed by something extravegantly unnecessarily poisonous. Monty will be killed by rare vinyl.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

how?
seriously, how? if all the shelves collapse and he gets buried under it, or if he cuts himself on the edge of a record and gets blood poisoning, or if his ex whips it at him like a ninja frizbee?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Safest position in hockey is goalie
and the warmest in winter, too.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I've proper fucked some keepers before.
So i dispute this.

rswipe, sweetie, don't read too much into this.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I used to play in goal
licence to boot people up in the air, frequently. Long as you get somewhere near the ball. .. Been hit full in the face with a shot from about 12 yards, just bent the face mask a bit.
Lot of fun.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Throat's the problem.
And when it sneaks through padding. Split a keepers mitt in two a couple of months ago and broke his hand. Ooops.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)