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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You big poof.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:14,
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12 years ago)
Pilates?
never tried it, Mr. Kettle.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:16,
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Me either
I do Yoga though and that's fucking mental
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:17,
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I tried that as a tenager
In the hope it would make me supple enough to suck my own dick.
it didn't
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:22,
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I'm doing it for strength, balance and inner calm
*poker face*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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+ as I'm too much of a Susan to play a sport instead.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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Apart from football
and Ballroom dancing, which is totally a sport so shut up.
Also, what sports do you play?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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Advanced masturbation.
I almost made the British team for the Olympics until I bruised my banjo string.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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Control, control, you must learn control
Size matters not, judge me by my size do you
Etc
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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Serious answer; at the moment only running.
Used to play rugby, cricket & golf.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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