ANti-whikee chat!
while I like a nice Jack and coke, I've never really 'got' expensive/nice whiskee, it all just tastes of strong alcohol to me unless you mix it, then it tastes of coke. what do you not 'get'?

ALt: I like pirates, and I'm waiting for tricorn hat's to come back into fashion so I can get a decent one for cheap. which bit of clothing from yesteryear do you long for?

AltAlt: what word do you hate more that yesteryear?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:13, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt: r l

You big poof.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Pilates?
never tried it, Mr. Kettle.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Me either
I do Yoga though and that's fucking mental
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I tried that as a tenager
In the hope it would make me supple enough to suck my own dick.

it didn't
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

I'm doing it for strength, balance and inner calm
*poker face*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

+ as I'm too much of a Susan to play a sport instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Apart from football
and Ballroom dancing, which is totally a sport so shut up.

Also, what sports do you play?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Advanced masturbation.
I almost made the British team for the Olympics until I bruised my banjo string.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Control, control, you must learn control
Size matters not, judge me by my size do you

Etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Serious answer; at the moment only running.
Used to play rugby, cricket & golf.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Alt Alt. this thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

That's two words

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I like nice whiskey, the problem being if I have a nice whiskey I drink too much of it and get fucked up.
So I don't ever have nice whiskey in the house.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I used to have this problem.
The trick is to buy one that's expensive enough that you actively pace yourself, but not so expensive that you feel like shit if you finish the bottle in a weekend.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Really expensive whisky is down to rarity more than taste.
Too many collectors, etc. My dad has some worth nearly 1k a bottle, but he says taste wise it's worth about £60 tops.

altalt: not one word but two, anyone using the words "going forward" should be taken out and shot.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:18, Reply)

altalt:
I do this, no idea why I just seem to pick up words I hear others around me use. I do shudder when ever I hear myself do it though, if that helps. what should I be saying?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)

in future
from now on
subsequently
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Just leave it out altogether
It's a phrase that means nothing, unless you can make time go into reverse and need to specify the direction you're currently going in.
People seem to think it makes them sound dynamic and thrusting or something, whereas to me it just marks them out as a cunt with nothing useful to say.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)

The enduring popularity of r'n'b
People who don't recycle
Paso Doble
Cider
The absence of flying cars and hoverboards despite promises made in 1989 (how hard can it be?)
The appeal of bungee jumping
Your Mum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)

What's wrong with cider?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Bad experience when I was 17
Even the smell of it makes me nauseous now.

I told him it wouldn't work as a lubricant, but would he listen?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I had a similar experience with brandy in 1987.
Can't stand the stuff. Boyce made me drink a shot of it a couple of years ago & I almost chundered.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Christ you're old
I mean aaaawww
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)

40 this year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)

You should have said.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)

INR

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

YEAH you old fucker

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I could only imagine how using Brandy as a lube
must be off putting
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Brandy butter would work
Let's try that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Best of all Turkeys

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I meant to ask
did you go on Tuesday?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Nahhhhhhhhhhh But I could hear every goal
from my house
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Ah, you're a Bridgford man
My sister used to live about 5 minutes walk from the ground, fuck knows why she moved
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

OH NO!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1687107-to-be-livid-at-someone-parking-in-our-off-street-parking-and-using-it-as-a-carwash
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

haha
"urine"

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

didn't read the rest

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

higgledy-piggledy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21546748
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Coca cola is foul with spirits.
I prefer my spirits neat, no ice, no water. People who ask if I want ice in my cognac are savages who should be burnt alive.

Alt: I made my daughter a fucking great pirate hat last year. I was well pleased with it - so was she, she wanted to wear it out to a museum. I'd quite like an afghan coat, smelly old hippy wanker that I am. Or a leather Troop tracksuit (not really you knobs). Actually final answer: jackboots.

Altalt: My ex's name or the word 'creditors' lolololol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)

You posted a picture of your daughter dressed as a pirate.
She looked like Abu Hamza going on Stars in Their Eyes as Gabrielle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Dreams CAN come true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

see, if I don't mix, all I can taste is the alcohol, no matter what the spirit
it might as well be TCP.

alt:make me one! Jack boots you can get from army surplus shops V reasonably.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I was in my mate's pub and a guy comes up to the bar
"Brandy please" he asks. "But it's got to be in one of the special glasses. A brandy glass, have you got them? Lots of places don't, make sure it goes into the right glass."

"Some ice too please."

:(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

keyword: SPASTIC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Poor guy, imagine being that wrong about things, his life must be awful

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Laid

(Battered., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I can't imagine why

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

My dad is a big whiskey buff
I opened my bottle of Caol Ila when he came over last and he educated me how to drink it (with plain water). I ended up finishing the bottle over the following week. I countered with a chilli sambucca that he rather enjoyed.

Alt: I used to really want one of those hussar jackets - haslemerewardrobe.co.uk/costumeshire/images/_DSC4920.jpg - but then I became an adult.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Hendrix had a lovely Hussars coat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I will admit I think it was Adam Ant that made me want one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I fucking hate whisky
Tastes of dirt to me. Gin FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I don't get whisky either. It all tastes like shit.
Wine, on the other hand, that I get. I am increasingly liking brandy, too.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Brandy is the greatest drink on earth BAR NONE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Claret is the drink for boys, port for men
But he who aspires to be a hero, he must drink brandy.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I might get a tattoo of that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

A good red wine is one of the best things on this planet and MUCH BETTER than fucking brandy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I don't drink red wine and most white spirits can GTFO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

White spirits are for rich women on diets

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Both products of France
I can see where you're going with this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)

French wine is mostly over-rated

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I don't much like French wine
I prefer Italian or Spanish. Had an amazing wine last night. An Italian, montepulciano, I think. Called Barbera. If you see it, buy it, thank me.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Hey Cap K
Have you got your icons yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:45, Reply)

nope

( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

You do realise that your donation has help set up training camps in Afghanistan
When I say training camps what I really mean is Rob bought an Afgan dog to finger
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I have enjoyed several excellent Lebonese reds over the last couple of months.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I don't understand why a grown human being would voluntarily drink shit like Coors Light
Alt: We should bring back the fashion of having a wooden beer mug hanging from your coat/rucksack at all times, in case of urgent ale

Altalt: Swag because everyone's using it wrong, it's a word for robbers not for idiot children with wacky hair :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I would like a pewter tankard.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I have one that was a 21st present.
Never used it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Did you not get one when you were 21?
I didn't know that was a 'thing' but I got two of them
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I dunno.
I don't remember.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I'll send you one to use
It's got my name engraved in it but you can change yours no probs right?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)

yeah, thanks theo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

TO: Wooflington Pig
The Pub
Down South
Off the Internet
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)

they'll find me.
I'm quite well thought of in the south
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I have a couple
Using one does instantly add 25 years to your age, though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)

little drop of water, about half as much as you have whiskey, helps to bring out the subtleties,
Then as you get to know them, you can go back to straight. In the same way that you can't be an expert on wine without tasting a lot of it, or a beer drinker without putting the time in.
Saying "I don't really get it" means nothing.

Pirates are silly, but interesting historically.

Clung.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I read this as "In my pub we water down our spirits, but it's for your own good"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

well, that isn't what I said. I don't see why you'd be rude about my livelihood in a public forum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

You know what you're quite right WP, it was a most unjust act of slander upon a fine gentleman of this establishment
I offer you my willing contrition

*bends over*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)

and you wonder why everyone calls you a woofter.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I really don't
I know exactly why
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I quite agree.
Stronger whiskies need a drop of water.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)

life's too shot for drinking stuff I have to pay the earth for and be 'educated' in how to drink.
there's plenty of stuff I like that's far cheaper.

I'd like to watch you call an actual Pirate silly. I find them fascinating
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)

that's fair enough.
I like the history of pirates, and I would totally kick a pirates arse, I'm nails.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)

really?
you look quite small in the pics I've seen. a bit piratical too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Pirates were massive during the 80’s and 90’s
Lenny Henry even made a TV show about it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

i dunno, i only drink buckfast

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

you want to try injecting that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I can't do dark spirits. Whisky, Brandy, Dark Rum, Cognac... all tastes like meths to me.
Also, wine. It burns my sinuses, and frankly, I might as well be drinking windolene.

What I don't get, is when you tell someone you really don't like something *they* like, and they feel some need to go out of their way to change your mind. Tits.

Alt: Muumuus. I think they must be due for a return to fashion.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

In some ways I agree with you, taste is very personal, but some people
don't like things for the stupidest reasons. Like someone who doesn't like cheese. wtf, there's a million different flavours and textures of cheeses, you can't just not like all cheese.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

See also "wine" or "beer" or "fruit"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I've tried so many different varieties of wine
from different countries, regions, and years.

Seriously, all I can taste is this burning at the back of my nose. Totally ruins what should apparently be a very nice drink. I've given up trying now. No point forcing myself to drink something in the hope that I'll enjoy it one day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)

You shouldn't set fire to it before drinking it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)

*makes notes*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I know a girl who doesn't like cheese, none of it, I keep telling her it's all different but she seems to think all cheese looks like edam and it's shit
She's very attractive though so swings and roundabouts
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Better force her to suck the cheese off your cock. Two achievements in one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I've been layering on gouda for a year
It's like a big yellow onion now
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)

haha, because "cheese" can also mean "smegma" and sexually humiliating a woman for one's own sexual gratification is highly amusing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Not as amusing as punching one for not having cooked your supper.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)

or deliberately fucking menstruating everywhere

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:00, Reply)

messy cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Whilst I appreciate that you're quite right
I think in the case of cheese a sweeping statement along the lines of "anyone who doesn't like cheese is not to be trusted" is perfectly fair enough
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I can see it.
while I personally love cheese with a mighty passion, you could tell me there were a million flavours of Marmite, if they all had the distinctive Marmite 'cat's arse' taste to them I'd not want to waste my time trying all the flavours.

then again I do try to try stuff I don't like every few years because tastes change. I couldn't stand peanut butter as a kid, as an adult I rather like it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)

what's a muumuu?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)

What they make burgers out of
Except at Tesco, that's naynay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)

your girlfriend




LOL!
( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Don't be silly.
He can't get a girlfriend.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Says the man who visits Polish sex workers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Yeah, but he's married.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)

oh man
Zingaroonied by Pierre here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muumuu
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)

justified and ancient

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I have started a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:11, Reply)