I donno why I do posh dinner when I can never be fucked to eat. I spent a good 45 minutes on it and its nice but I only took like 5 mouthfulls
Should have just ran some fish fingers under the grill.

I'm down to a figure of stones that I ain't seen since before pubity (the end bit), but I still got stonky great tits, whats up with that?

Welcome to lozahpalava, whats your waffle?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:59, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening PP
I reckon I should send my speed dating date this -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1u8RfpUNWw
Should certainly find out if we're compatible, don't you think?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Evenin' lighty.
I donno man, I reckon you might not do to good on that, seems like it could be a bit like admitting defeat, when really she'd be lucky to be with you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:17, Reply)

alright Lt. Col. Lightington-Smythe?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Fucking hell. Asking wonkygutsfoodwrong for pulling advice?
Shit man. Get a grip.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)

ever cheery, aren't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:55, Reply)

well, if it don't scare her off, you got a keeper
bit high risk mind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Ya gotta bet it all to win big!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Evenin'
Just made some onion bhajis and I think I've overdone it with the chillis. Other than that there's feck all going on tonight. Wassup with you lot?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)

You've got fucking great big tits Gonz because, despite your guts shitting out every ounce of muscle mass you have, you still insist on easting deep-fried dogshit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I can't believe Cavy has problems in the flange department when she's this good on the guitar:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6kPQLLLYAc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

terrible bullying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)

That is actually quite a remarkable resemblance

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Have you considered exercise?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Did you ever have one of those toys growing up that was a little plastic toy covered in soap, and over the bath-time you end up with a wicked plastic toy as the soap desoves?
Yeah', that. I was expecting Van Deseal under there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:49, Reply)

You have a catastrophic eating disorder but I'm well too drunk to have this discussion but I'm totally making a massive pie and then doing massive drugs tomorrow and my stomach has already got psychological problems.
Alright.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:54, Reply)