I was in a car crash once
at the age of 2 or 3. My dad was bombing it up a steep and narrow country/mountain road, oblivious to the postal van doing similar speeds coming down in the opposite direction. The vehicles met at some speed, my mother's NHS specs went through the windscreen and were found, undamaged, on the grass verge and my dad's elderly mini was written off. no further damage was suffered.

After the crash, my concerned parent questioned me carefully to ensure I hadn't been traumatised by this horrific event. Apparently my answer was "BANG!" with a big smile. I think I was probably damaged irreparably that day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

This incident explains so much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Batts start a new thread
This ones dead
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I've done a new one!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Thanks Chompy
we can always count on you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)