Morning!
Mondays aren't too bad, usually I spend Sunday recovering from Saturday night and end up in bed at a reasonable hour.

Alt: I was waiting at a junction when a woman drove into the back of me at 30mph. "I just didn't see you". Stove in the back and wrote my car off. Ambulance turned up pretty quick once I mentioned she was bleeding from the mouth (turned out she'd just bitten her tongue but was on blood thinners).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I trust she bit her tongue as a result of you punching her for crashing in to you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I was more concerned with the fact that I was horribly hungover
and not 100% certain I'd pass a breathalyser (I did of course, before people start).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)