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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wow it really is shit on here today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
YES!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I might go and hang out in my shed for a while instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Have fun!!!!
Don't forget to close those creepy curtains you have in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Bamboo blinds AKSURLY

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Oh right sorry I take it back.
Creepy blinds then.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
THAT'S BETTER.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Is this a dig a PJ's dad?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Now hang on.
I wouldn't choke about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
That's a ropey response.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Swings and roundabouts...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I've confused
My Dad didn't hang himself
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
These jokes just don't work sorry
He gassed himself
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
The thing is, I don't know whether to laugh or not.
I've fallen between two stools, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Gibbet some thought.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
These are all fails
If it helps with the jokes he monoxided himself in his car in his garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Can you lot stop gassing about PJ's dad and make with the funnies, please?
Anyway, PJ, your missus sounds poisonous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Maybe I should hang myself

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Because you're fuming?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Hose that going to help?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
What a choker!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Have we exhausted all the puns?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
this is better

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)
CO BLIMEY

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Fuck you Monty
I have given you an ideal platform to take the piss out of me. If you can't think of anything funny thats your fucking faling not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)
OH RIGHT IT'S LIKE THAT IS IT?
I SEE. WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Yeah, he's got a point, though.
Mind you, I can see why you wouldn't want to draw attention to him being beaten up by a girl :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Just chin the bitch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
The temptation's got to be there, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Bruises heal
I'd need to try something that leaves more emotional trauma
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Tell her she isn't the mother of your children.
There will be a lifetime of doubt there, and you'll get to go on Jeremy Kyle to prove otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
impacted anus?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Murder?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Shit in her mum's cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Her mum likes that

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:44, Reply)
So does yours

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Your point?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Is that your mum likes it when I shit in her cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)
So?
We all have sexual preferences. Who am I to judge that my mums happens to be that she likes midgets to shit in her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I don't think I'd ever be able to shit on anyone.
Let alone in them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:50, Reply)

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