Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:52, 98 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

already did

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Try again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:54, Reply)

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:56, Reply)

No - YOU fuck off.
Like the sig.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:01, Reply)

can you please tell me not to spend money i don't have on drugs i shouldn't take please?
thanks x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Again?
Getting bored of this. Simply put:

GROW UP.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:03, Reply)

I think he’s a bad influence on you Monty

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:03, Reply)

stop being a twat.
think of your kid.
yes, I'm well aware this may be the reason you need the drugs in the first place, stay strong mate
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1874878
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:05, Reply)

get to fuck
you waste of organs.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Steam bellows, make the best organs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:19, Reply)

thanks chaps. Off to bed I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:05, Reply)

You on the Sober tip tonight?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Sounds like he needs a glass of Slipmat and Lime.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)

eh eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)

couple of cans

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)

*adds a joke about Chris Brown Beat(ing)s*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:12, Reply)

I don't know about anything else, but I'd like you to stop taking drug because people boasting about their drug intake is very, very, very dull.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Anyone coming down the juicer?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

yer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:09, Reply)

I struggle.
I just can't stop boasting. It's just so moreish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Make it your Crusade

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)

this one time I took like a triple dose of my hay fever medication

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Whats with all the hate?
Kiss me Hardy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Put your tongue away.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Are you a dog?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Stan never said that in any film.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:04, Reply)

BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Girls of the world aint nothing but trouble

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

This'll make you laugh.
I was just looking for a suitable birthday gift for someone who is hitting 40 this year and I thought... 'I know, why don't I get them a nice Mont Blanc fountain pen, like the one I had.'*

That ain't happening. Far too expensive.

*I say 'had' I put it down somewhere and can't find it, I'm guessing that the 3 times I've used it were to sign cheques with it, I'm also guessing that the value of the cheques was less than the cost of the fucking pen in the first place.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)

that didn't make me laugh, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:12, Reply)

You're right.
Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I mean, I read it like three or four times thinking I'd missed something
but it still didn't amuse me

you've wasted my time and embarrassed yourself
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:17, Reply)

i can't believe you don't get it you must be well thick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)

are you buying the pen for Monts because he likes a bit of 'blanc'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Is Blanc the new name for
Stunned pissing in his hair?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:14, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)

If I knew how to do that photoshop stuff I'd be adding a 't' to this

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:16, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)

I'm not buying a pen for anyone now I've seen the prices.
Note to self. If someone gives you a nice pen as a gift, look after it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:14, Reply)

the penis: mightier than the sword.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:16, Reply)

This seems to be the most lively it’s been all day

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:29, Reply)