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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If by 'moisturise' you mean you will rub the flesh of an animal you have slain with your bare hands against your skin, then you might just remain manly.
If you spend £30+ on a tiny tube of liquid, with some made-up sciencey words on the packaging, then you will need to punch a lot of horses to be considered a man again.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It hasn't gone unnoted, however, that all replies so far are from b3ta's limp-wristed vegetarian under-class.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Then I remembered that I have, in the past, used a moisturising hand cream to prevent the skin on the backs of my hands from ripping itself to shreds.
They market it as being used by tough Norwegian fishermen, but it still feels gay.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)
And if my skin feels dried out and tight.
I am 100% straight, as you well know.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I look pretty anyway.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
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