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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have had a health & medication review this morning and received a clean bill of health. The review was surprisingly easy. How is your health?
What else have you had going on recently that was surprisingly easy?
Yes I know. It's a shit suggestion for a thread, but I can't think of anything else to ask and the last thread had become tedious. Don't blame me. At least I'm making an effort by starting a new one. Shit or not. Anyway enough about the thread. That Al chap. What a cunt eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:02,
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i am still able to leave the house and go to the toilet unassistedso, probably in better shape than the majority on this forum
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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have you got a sad version of that smiley face that battered hates so much?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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Define 'clean bill of health'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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Haven't had a full on seizure for long enough that my medication is being reduced, my blood pressure is excellent, my peak flow is fine and my cholesterol is within normal range.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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Average for a white British male.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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The average includes children, obviously(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Did they mention anything about how much you smoke and drink?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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They high*-fived him and then chugged some brews.*well, they fived him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Pretty much stopped the tabs due to the electronic ones I am using; they don't contain the impurities that regular cigarettes do.My booze consumption is also down; as a result of starting running - hydration innit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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What a shit threadSomeone start a new one, this one has become tedious.
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Peej, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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My jaw aches.I have no idea why, I had an omlette last night, that couldn't have done it...
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does your boyfriend have a massive cock?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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If I only had the girlfriends log in details I could do a well lol bit here :((, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)
his misses into fisting and he has to "clench"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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i have diet cokeand a burning hatred for all mankind
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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I understand that this is a daily occurrence for Stunned now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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Compared to spending money on cocaine eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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By being a spasticAnd a homosexual.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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Parking in the wrong place?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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A warning for Darth here.There is a slight* chance that being vegetarian might not that good for you after all: www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2284435/Horsemeat-scandal-Think-soyas-safer-choice-meat-Think-again.html
*Ok, not much of one, but vegetarians do smell funny and you wouldn't want them marrying your daughter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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This validates my decision not to go full veggiealthough I do accept that pescetarianism is the bisexuality of the food world
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Wow all go round here isn’t it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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Them Tomato's can stay the fuck awayfrom my sandwich
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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Depends on the cheese innit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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I defy science by being in fine fettle. This is a mystery of Lemmy-sized proportions.You know what I have going on and surprisingly easy it is not.
waaah waaah boo hoo etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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Fancy a pint one night this week?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Not for me. Tonight?EDIT: Can't do Friday either; wife's birthday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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I'm going out drinking with some work people Thursday after workbut they plan on stopping around 7:30.
In other words, can I come?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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It's a couple of post-work drinksOne of them's Irish though so it may go on later.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:03,
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You're only saying that because you know he won't go.That's just mean.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:03,
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No one ever invites me :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:05,
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Stop with the bullying already(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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It feels like it is(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:18,
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STOP ITCries
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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Didn't someone send you the "man with the iron fists" dvd?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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nopeI got 7 psychopaths, django unchained, the hobbit and hotel transylvania
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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Which one are you?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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I enjoyed 7 psycopaths.I also watched "The Baytown Outlaws" recently
It had some scenes that reminded me of "The Warriors"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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My health is, as they say, 'fucking shit'.I have a medical review myself in a few weeks. I fully expect to be told it's either (a) bad aids, or (b) all in my head.
Still, at least I'm not Al.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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I'm going here tonight, I like the look of their menu =Dwww.thalassaseafood.co.uk/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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i'm going to a top secret free stand up comedy night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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Cool ! I ain't been stand up in ages(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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Deffo, I've been meaning to go for years'n'years. It's my uncle's birthday, so thats why we're going.I reckon a few mojitos and the med prawns followed by the black cod or maybe the munkfish.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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I don't get why no one likes Battered, at least he's honest enough to call you all cunts(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 18:22, Reply)
I've never had paella properly before.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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the best ones don't have any fish in them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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Cool, there is a nice spanish resturant in southgate that I ain't been too, might try it there sometime.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:18,
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Hey GonzAre you up for new clients? A friend of mine is looking to replace her [service that you provide] and wants to know if I can recommend anyone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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you can fire them into your field from a mortar(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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Ohhh, I might be ! I'm just finishing off a private, so maybe, I only do one at a time so could be.Gaz me up !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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My eczema has made a return, due to the cold weatherRather annoying, although the upside is that my astham rarely bothers me anymore.
Just had a sit down for my Customer Service NVQ, I'd say that was easy, but that's hardly a surprise.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:50,
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Meh, it's being paid for by work, I couldn't care less.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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Plus points; not had any issues with coming off the happy pillsI put this down to exercise and not drinking. Dullasfucklols.
Downside; it appears my rampant insomnia is back.
I've found it surprisingly easy to teach a cheerleader the Tango.
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Well, read that thing I sent you.That should cure your insomnia straight away.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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I have 'actioned' the very thing you asked me.I wasn't going to reply until I had an answer for you.
Jesus, you're fucking demanding.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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So who's this "demanding" of whom you speak?Possibly he's downscaled to something tighter. Like a mitten.
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You're soooo behind the timesI have been reunited with my oven glove.
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Peej, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:27,
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Yeah, I'm alright, ta.Getting dry skin, though. Question, if it's for medicinal purposes, can I moisturise and remain manly or do I just have to put up with flaky, itchy skin? I am unsure of the etiquette, here.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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For what purpose?Do you actually have to, and I do mean "have to", or do you just do it because you want to be pretty?
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:10,
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I do get pretty bad dry skin which is unsightly but not medically threateningSo yeah, pretty.
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Well if you do it because you want to be prettythen you haven't answered my question at all.
If it's for medical reasons, you STILL haven't answered my question. I need more than a girly giggle and a foppish wave here, Darth.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:15,
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I was illustrating that if you took up moisturising you would have something in common with methereby providing a definitive answer on all manliness-related issues
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It depends.If by 'moisturise' you mean you will rub the flesh of an animal you have slain with your bare hands against your skin, then you might just remain manly.
If you spend £30+ on a tiny tube of liquid, with some made-up sciencey words on the packaging, then you will need to punch a lot of horses to be considered a man again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:12,
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This is advice I can use.It hasn't gone unnoted, however, that all replies so far are from b3ta's limp-wristed vegetarian under-class.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:14,
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I was about to refute this assertionThen I remembered that I have, in the past, used a moisturising hand cream to prevent the skin on the backs of my hands from ripping itself to shreds.
They market it as being used by tough Norwegian fishermen, but it still feels gay.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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I moisturise after shavingAnd if my skin feels dried out and tight.
I am 100% straight, as you well know.
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at least it's not as bad as Darth, he has to moisturise to look pretty.I look pretty anyway.
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If you don't do something about dry skinyou'll eventually have to walk round with a bell and a sign.
These days they don't sell moisturisers for men. They sell SKIN RECHARGERS. Much more manly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:17,
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That makes me laugh.As if men are going to be fooled into thinking that recharging your skin is somehow not moisturising it just like all those nancies they habitually beat up in car parks.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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But Gerard Butler says he uses itand he's manly as fuck!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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He gets paid to say he uses itin an attempt to lend the product legitimacy. Really, he uses the blood of freshly clubbed seal pups.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:22,
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Anyone that sells a product called 'Sensitive Moisturiser'is not marketing that product for MEN.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:21,
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I have moisturised almost daily since the 1980s.Whilst you make think that is well bent,
a) it isn't
b) it stops my face from hurting in winter
c) I am 39: at about 11pm on Saturday a spaz-wagon full of 'chicks' aged about 20 pulled up at the hotel outside which I was standing. They got out and were most complimentary - one of them said 'my God, he's gorgeous' and then said to me 'don't speak - you might spoil it'. I think she was worried I might have a Jeff accent. NB they weren't pissed up hags either.
So nerr.
EDIT: obv no amount of moituriser will make you as handsome as me, don't get too excited.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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Had a nerve conduction test a week or so ago - some issues still but not bad enough for surgical interventionSurprisingly easy? Cambelt change on the girlfriend's car.
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This made me giggle uncontrollablyThank god for incontinence pants
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Oh Zog!We all know that the correct spelling (at least on B3TA) is 'Cannonbear'.
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Political candidate in 'being dishonest' shockerhttp://www.ministryoftruth.me.uk/2013/02/26/maria-hutchings-fake-cv/
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:23,
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Anyone can be a director of a company, it's only like £20 to start one isn't it?(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I think it's more the fact that the companies she claims to work for(and to have worked for in the past) don't exist. I mean, we could all write ourselves amazing CVs if we didn't have to bother with the actual FACTS, couldn't we?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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Omg?!?!?What sort, I'm thinking of getting the Galaxy x thingy, because it's waterproof.
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Galaxy S3I've had a HTC Desire for two years, so I want to try something different. My mate was trying to convince me to go Windows, but FUCK HIM, I say.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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Yeah, that nosey prickWhy doesn't he mind his own fucking business, eh? Wanker.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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I've had my Galaxy S for a couple of yearsIt's 'well good'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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Well, that's good enough for me!It's got a nice big screen. Call me a girl pants if you will, but I want a nice big screen.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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Oh manThink of the possibilities...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:27,
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First thing Imma do is play the Angry Birds!Oh man, I love those crazy little pricks!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:28,
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You must have quite an affinity with them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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It's all good, BadmonsI'm just pleased to have you on side.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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I slipped on the stairs last night and bent my toes over really hardso I'm limping today.
Other than that I'm alright.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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Popular opinion says otherwise old boywww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/popular/
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Popular opinion suggests that Chris Brown is a taleneted musician.Popular opinion can fuck off.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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Actually popular opinion suggests that Chris Brown is also a cuntHowever I take your point. Any world in which that fucktard can sell records is not a world whose voice should be heard.
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Also not that many of the popular pages posts are calling me a cunt anymore.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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That isn't going to work actuallyThe popular page and myself are like two positively charged ions. SCIENCELOLS. Quick, someone popular call Al a cunt.
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Oh those crazy Yanksen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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