I have moisturised almost daily since the 1980s.
Whilst you make think that is well bent,

a) it isn't
b) it stops my face from hurting in winter
c) I am 39: at about 11pm on Saturday a spaz-wagon full of 'chicks' aged about 20 pulled up at the hotel outside which I was standing. They got out and were most complimentary - one of them said 'my God, he's gorgeous' and then said to me 'don't speak - you might spoil it'. I think she was worried I might have a Jeff accent. NB they weren't pissed up hags either.

So nerr.

EDIT: obv no amount of moituriser will make you as handsome as me, don't get too excited.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:33, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Lol gay.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Yeah, course

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)