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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BEING ALIVE
alt: I usually get angry at not being able to sleep which stops me from sleeping so I get up and do something else

altalt: GUNT
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
yes but what else?
WHAT ELSE? WE NEED TO KNOW, WHAT IS THIS BIG SECRET THING YOU DO IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Dunno anyfink innit

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
why won't you come clean about this?
what are you hiding from us?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I'm really not sure about this guy, your highness.
He's up to something
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)
he's being properly fucking evasive about it

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)
look I don't appreciate this prying into my secret business
I don't ask you about your budgie do I?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
blue crowned conure

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
aratinga acuticaudata

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
psatticus imaginarius

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
oh yeah, right, the imaginary parrot thing, are we still doing that?
yeah

ok then

...

yeah, soz, don't know where to take that joke

other than behind a barn with a shotgun
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)
if anyone has any suggestions on how to make that joke funny again then I'd love to hear them though

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:03, Reply)
you could always staple your cock a few times and then post pictures of that instead?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:06, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6RLuUnRbIM
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)
real or imaginary that shit is cute
i saw no staples though
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)
you did see a cock though
a big green one
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)
oh yeah
i liked that video
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Momo is the best bird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-gG1jBsIwI
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:49, Reply)
the innocent have nothing to fear
and all Momo facts are fully disclosed under the freedom of information act
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Alright fine
I get up and watch telly usually or read a book
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
HAPPY NOW?
MY SECRET SHAME, EXPOSED
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
well ok then

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)
which book?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Reading Rebus books at the moment
Just finished Mortal Causes
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)
yeah, I don't care, soz

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
You're my favourite

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
yeah, I don't care, soz

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Mwah xxx

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)
I don't think this is the full story.
There's something you're not telling us.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
There's loads I'm not telling you shower
International man of mystery innit
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:01, Reply)
you just called theoban a wanker
we all saw it
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
wanker

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
don't call me a wanker swipe lady
I ehn't done owt to you
Don't start all bullying on me just cos you a high powered lawyer and I'm a pillock on the internet
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I'm starting to wonder whether the REAL wanker here is Swipe herself.

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Ol Lady Onan herself?
No way, can't be
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Onan the Bra-barian MORE LIKE!!!!! GEDDIT?????

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)
i've had worse

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:05, Reply)
sorry
i just wanted to fit in with the cool kidz
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:04, Reply)

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