I'm drinking cider. Much better than tea at this time of day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm still working.
Cocking hell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I was touched by what you said in the last thread.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I touched myself in the last thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

xx
Alright son?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Posting via the medium of ancient nokia, old bean.
The missus is showing her dad the ways of the internet just now as he's thinking about buying a laptop.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Old people & technology. Joy.
I remember trying to explain the internet to my grandmother (she was 94 at the time). I think I described it as being a bit like Ceefax but more modern & you could 'talk' to people through it.

I didn't tell her that there's more porn online than Ceefax.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Ceefax porn had fewer pixels, too.
It was like watching a 25th generation pirate video.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I used to read Digitiser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)

No sound track either.
Good porn always needs 'ach mein liebling, ram it up mein shitter'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)

essen mein scheisse

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Leck meine Fotze

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:25, Reply)