Why is it taking them so long to bollock you?
Lack of efficiency innit. They could learn a lot from us. Monty, you're a cunt. They should give me a job.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:15, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They are working out a plan of witty reposts to counter his witty backchat.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:17, Reply)

more like they're comparing his b3ta post count
To his key output measures xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Imagine finding out that your boss was Nakers or Kroney.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)

imagine finding out your head of recruitment is Albert Marshmallow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Monty wouldn't mind that
He'd be up to his nuts in guts

guts Albert Marshmallow's sloppy seconds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Not sure which would be worse
Being forced to eat a shit sandwich by way of penance, or having to spend a day wearing a T-shirt with the letters "WTN" emblazoned in bright red upon it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Again, we can help them out there
"I work more hours here than anyone else" - "That's because you're a povvo LOL"

"My dedication to this company is beyond doubt" - "STRIKETHROUGH this company END STRIKETHROUGH massive drugs LOL"

Anything else - "Get a haircut"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)

They have no chance.
I already have a zingtastic riposte referring to my boss's negligent failure to pay our Royal Mail invoices on time - resulting in our account being suspended all week and the subsequent backlog of paid-for customer orders that are currently in a massive pile in our warehouse. Pretty sure that will endear me to him, the wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)

The last thing you need is to get fired.
Take the bollocking. Don't turn it in to an argument, you'll lose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I'm joking.
I've held my hands up and grovelled all week. If I just apologise some more and give assurances that I shan't make the same mistake again (and I really fucking won't) it will be over quicker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I made my interlocutors look like right pricks in front of their boss.
It was quite funny really. Wouldn't want to go through it again though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Made sucked look like right
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Just tell them Holly caused it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)

ho ho

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)

They're working on a strategy that gives his bins a wide berth.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Good sig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Just for you x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)

How were the burgers?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Non-existent.
My co-diner decided 12 cans of Becks were preferable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)

This doesn't surprise me.
Spoke to him last night, he mentioned his brandy consumption the night before.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)

They had to wait for him to sober up a bit.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)