Right you get some fucking eggs
hit them with a fucking fork and throw them in a pan, then you throw in some fucking cheese then flip the fucker over and cook it and then you fucking eat it. You can also chuck in ham and onions if you want.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:19, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You mix them in the bowl before hand you fucking prick.
That's where you add the salt and pepper.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Sorry, you get some fucking eggs and throw them in a fucking bowl
then hit them with a fucking fork
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Why don't you take that fork and shove it right up your japseye.
Fucking pack that shit in.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Look mate, you don't like the food here, fuck off and go somewhere else
I don't need your business
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I wanted mushrooms in mine :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

well you can't sorry
go to heston blumenthal's if you want something la de dah!
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Sounds like a shit way to make a burger to me.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)