have you ever been here before?
Snobbery is our basic currency you awful mouth wrong
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I thought it was nice and I don't care what those awful bullies say.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

looking at their menu it looks pretty ghastly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

It really is awful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Oh God, Nakers, not you too?

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

after your HORRIFIC link based bullying of me, you deserve nothing less

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)

OH HOW THE WORM HAS TURNED
ALL MY CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST. OH WOE. OH HUMANITY. WHEN WILL MY TORTURE END?
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

are you two bumming each other in secret shame or what?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Why do you always have to twist things into your own little bean-bashing fantasy?

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

i can safely say
that there are few things which are less likely to make me go and bash a few beans than the thought of your sweaty red face gurning away as you stab ineffectually at nakers' crusty poohole.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

My poo hole is not crusty!
i used a wet wipe this morning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Yeah whatever, mate.
You're dripping on the carpet, love.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

ugh

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

look at his eyes looking into you
remember them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

10/10
Take the afternoon off, you've earnt it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I didn't get fired in my review \o/
although they want more work out of me, urgh.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Do they realise you’re working flat out?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I NO RITE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Glad to see you rewarded their faith in you
by going straight onto memebase.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I just googles evil moth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)

We can all stop now, everyone
Nakers has won the internet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

the food at ed's is hangover food
squirty cheese on fries etc.

but their milkshakes are AMAZING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

You know milkshakes are made with animal fat?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

And pork belly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

and?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

gelatin derived from trotters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

and??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)

You're a vegetarian.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)

fuck i clicked that by mistake
i am, as is well documented on here, a vegetarian purely out of fussiness. not a principle in sight.

although i am so soft that i could never kill anything and i scream at wildlife programmes when things die
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)

when we were on safari we sawa pack of lions eating a wilderbeest
they ripped open thne stomach and ate the inside first as it the softest part, they got got right into the mutha-fucker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

and this is why i will never ever go on safari
however amazing it looks

i am such a fucking wuss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

The side of Safari that Christopher Biggins kept hidden

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Textbook lioning.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)

fucking lions

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Out of fussiness.
Fussiness that extends to lovely, lovely bacon, but doesn't extend to pureed trotter.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

it's about taste and texture
you puree that mo'fo up and cover it in malted chocolate, it doesn't taste like disgusting leathery chewy salty bacon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)