if im going to die i don't plan to lay anywhere
Unless I get lucky
The last time I got "lucky" I rented a room and I was so drunk I kicked him out before anything could happen and slept by myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is this your way of telling us you shoved your cock up your own arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Skills.
Good work K.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

it was funny
He was all can you at least give me a ride home and I was all sorry bro
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Hahaha I *knew* I liked you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

if you were too drunk to fuck
you were too drunk to drive. what an idiot!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Dead kennedy lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)