My ife?
If I could re-invent my ex-wife I would.

My Knife is OK, and I have no strife. I've never played in a military band so have no fife to lament.

Which consonant do you require? (he required an L - all of the above is redundant).
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I thought you were dead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

I thought YOU were dead

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Trying, but not yet. Will let you know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

yeah, no need really

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Do you like boats? I want to be buried at sea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)

I own a boat
But it's in a canal.

Will that do?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)

boats can fuck right off

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Stay ABOAT from my fuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I went on a canal boat trip once, it was fucking shit
absolutely fucking utter fucking wet dogshit from beginning to end
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I don't think I'm dead
Let's put it to the popular vote....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

you're both dead

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

That statement requires qualifiying with
"...when I track you down with my meat cleaver."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I assumed that was a given

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)