Christ that's clever

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I didn't teach him that, he just doesn't shit where he sleeps

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Wish my ex could say that
So does he probably
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

THIS JUST IN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-i9Y7CA_eI&
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

We used to have a red eyed kakariki
He was a fun little fellow and quite a talker
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I'm still not at work

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I'm still in bed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Dont you start :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

DnB on youtube, about to get up and have toast and coffee
youtu.be/hZGJ9EAzeDE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

DID YOU SAY TOAST :(
cries
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

marmite on toast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

With REAL BUTTER?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Of course.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

*Flounces*
I'm solid gone, Beer o'clock
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

AAARRRRrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggg
For the love of Christ make him stop.

8 Mins Muthertrucker
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

So fucking sweet. I love the way he picks out the best bits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

he won't eat the dried chillis that come in the packs of parrot food
he only likes the dried chillis from Sainsburys
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I GET THIS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I had toast
I'm still not at work

just sayin
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

STOP TROLLING ME :(
I made up for it with a bacon & cheese roll with mustard and brown sauce

Only 30 Mins. left \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Swipey & Dozer you're both Veggie's yeah?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Yes...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

There’s this Jamaican food place near my work
Yesterday I was going to have the Ackee and Saltfish, but went for the Ackee and Callaloo vegetarian option instead, served with two large fried dumplings it was absolutely delicious.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

You are learning

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

tell you what's really tasty, veal

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

haha, faggot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I'm all man.
Chicks dig me, guys want to be me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)