Luton airport. An unpleasant start to the week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:02, 57 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Has it got any warmer over there yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:32, Reply)

Yeah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:36, Reply)

Thanks "Lorraine Chase"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:54, Reply)

You should pop in for breakfast, I'm only 5 minutes away.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:57, Reply)

+from the nearest playground

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:00, Reply)

Don't try and groom me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:05, Reply)

Oh man, I've got coco pops and everything.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:10, Reply)

I'd swap 'going to Luton' for my 'disciplinary hearing' any fucking day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:01, Reply)

A disciplinary on Boxing day
Only a jew would be so heartless
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:04, Reply)

a jew King Zog of Albania
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

It is right up there with "going to Dunstable."
How was Christmas?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:08, Reply)

it was ace, ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Maybe your boss will let you off cos it's boxing day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:08, Reply)

Jewlolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)

What did you do?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Some sort of disagreement with his boss over the windows in his office.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)

windows bins
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)

accidentally loaded stock figures into price fields on our amazon listings
so a £100 item we had 4 of was £4 and so on. I had to cancel a load of orders and our seller rating is now shit. Simple pasting error - compounded by not checking. I am bang to rights guilty and can do little other than grovel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Oh dear :(
I can't believe people moan about stuff like that. It was obviously an error if it gets cancelled so what.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

go shit down your airport

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I'm off sick today.
:(

Sympathy, please.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)

hangover?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)

No. I'm very, very ill.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)

very very hungover?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)

How do I put this delicately?
I've gone all Gonz and shat my kidneys out last night.

No, that's not very delicate at all.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I hope the BBC have stationed a correspondant outside your house round the clock to report on your condition.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)

correspondent

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Yeah, I just spotted that and was about to ninja edit it.
I do the same thing with independent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)

my dependants are dependent on me

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

It will be Nick Witchell.
Kroney's in the bed next to the Queen.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

oooooooo-eeeeeeeeee-oooooo
Luton airport
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)

That obesity vs toilet hygiene subthread from last night has made me lol

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I started to read it, but that was too much even for me.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Good morning all
Living near to the beach = seagulls squawking at 6:30am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I had that burger by the way
I got nowhere near finishing it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)

The "artisan" one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

This one
www.mkfm.com/images/stories/burgerchallenge_studio/Burger_Challenge_7.jpg
I didn't even finish the onion rings.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

That looks fucking awesome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

It's enough for like 4 people.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Or 1 cow....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Really?
It looks a bit gross to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

meat innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

What the fuck is in that ramekin dish behind the ketchup?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

coleslaw?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Your mum*
*please note I haven't clicked on the link, my apologies if the correct answer is actually your dad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Are you still making burgers for your dinner party?
If so, will it involve some sort of grotesque over-eating challenge?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

All the best dinner parties do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I am, and no it'll be a decent serving but not obscene.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)