Weekend was excellent, thanks
Watched the Avengers (again) with guests eating home-made pizza and drinking some rather good red wine on Saturday. Sunday involved beer, music and slow-roast pork belly. All good until I got a message from my bro at approx 2 a:m. He was very nearly tasered by a young copper for quietly sitting waiting for his son to come home and let him in to the flat (silly old bellend forgot his keys), whilst at the same time actually having two forms of ID and being polite with malice aforethought.
TL:DR - London coppers are cunts shock.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:38, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm sure his side of the story is completely accurate and in no way biased or skewed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

The ones I deal with when my ex assulted me were lovely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)

That’s because they were pissing themselves with laughter
Did you get my Gaz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

why would you sit outside?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Sounds like your brother is either black or asian.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)