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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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Fucking right it was.Superb, ta. Day with kid yesterday was simply perfect.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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I like thisGlad you finally got to do Christmas. Did she fackin' larv it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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Oh man, I've been on the receiving end of a right proper piece of TTT here.b3ta.com/questions/allwentwrong/post1883242
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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decidedly average. You?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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ProductiveHouse based stuff
Also went for a nice wander along the seafront with the kids and the dog yesterday morning. I like the fact that it takes me 2 mins to walk there now
I also have discovered Tesco Maple and Pecan Twists. FUCK YEAH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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sounds pretty good, I live about 2 minutes from the river, there is something lovely about walking along by the water.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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I'd hate to live too far away from the sea.I know that would be pretty difficult here in the UK, but can you imagine living somewhere that was over a thousand miles away from the nearest coast?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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You mean like in Australia?the people who live in Coober Pedy or Alice Springs?
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You made that first one up.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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Did not.closest town geographically to the north border of the South Australia/Northern Territory divide.
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I was thinking more of America.But yeah, that would work too. And Cooper's Crossing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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pop quizname the worlds only doubly landlocked countries
EDIT: just realised there are loads...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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Biggest by population: Ethiopia, Uganda, Afganistan(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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I thought Ethiopia had a coastline.Learn something new every day...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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It's not double landlocked though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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ah yeah, bad copy and pasting from Wikipedia there, those are simply landlockeddoubly landlocked are Lichtenstein and Uzbekistan only
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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I think Oxford is near enough as far as you can get in England. I do fancy the Sea, but I love the countryside on my doorstep that Oxfordshire provides.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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Somerset has some wonderful countryside.I proper love it here. Everything' s so green.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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I think the sea is fine to visit.And, while I like the idea of living near the sea, the reality is fucking freezing weather blowing in off the sea for most of the year plus the likelihood of your house flooding one day.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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I'm about 50' above sea level(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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I want a water feature in my garden(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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Invite Stunned round then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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You could probably get Stunned lying on his back, pissing into the air.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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Ha ha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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ANDREW MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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What you should do yeah, is ger stunned around, yeah, and get him really pissed then stanf him ona plinthcos he'll piss himeself you see!!111111
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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H..........*Facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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I lived in Portsmouth for a bit, The winter was pretty horrid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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Portsmouth is a foul anus on this great country we call England(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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Terrible bullying of twohats. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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yup, And balders.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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That would explain Bald monkey's mental state(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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Give it another five or ten years and it won't even take that long.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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erosion lols(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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He's a yurt smoking crusty rememberhis was a global warming joke
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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Either way, sports cow and his family potentially drown. So we're on the level.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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I doubt it (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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Fucking running into crocodile infested water, Mufasa squishing wannabees(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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do u want hugz babz? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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*snugglewuggles*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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Not bad.You manage to keep from self harming this weekend?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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AlmostKnocked a chunk of skin off my hand. Proper fucked my sex life
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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I think you may need to talk to someone.You know, professionally.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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Fucking great weekend.Had a great first date with someone, went to my first ever footy game, went to an engagement party, the mother of the autistic boy I tutor said he's improved so much in the first two weeks since I started teaching him, AND I found someone who is happy to watch star wars with me.
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Those last two are the same person, aren't they(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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nope. the first person and the last person are the same person.the autistic boy is 13. that's just ... weird. and gross.
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depends how many fingers you've got in him really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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D'you know what?It was pretty damn good.
What about in cowland?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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hello sexy (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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Hello darlingThanks for my message. And thanks for my massage.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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there might be a special birthday treat when you get home tonight. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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Great thanksFriday - Went to a mates house, had a few drinks, and some rather nice bourbon, whilst watching 'Leon'.
Saturday - Did a little shopping, walked my brother's dog, then had an evening in there, playing card games, etc.
Sunday - Few drinks with some friends, had a damn good pub lunch, then a lazy evening.
All in all, a nice weekend.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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I'd never seen it beforeNot bad at all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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Oldman is fucking brilliant in itAlso, some of the lines are excellent
"How does he look?"
"Serious"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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I think it is meant to be:(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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The only reason men rave about Leonis jailbait Natalie Portman.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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UntrueIt is an excellent film
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Er... she's about twelve in that film.That's even outside the boundaries that Barters laid down.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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source - www.cracked.com/article_19962_6-crucial-movie-scenes-that-never-made-it-out-script_p2.html
Scroll to comments for some wrongness, also.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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That wasn't actually in the film though is it?The sexual part of their love is implied
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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It's a part of the first script the, for some reason, didn't make it into the final film.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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Oh I know that there is a subtext of paedophilia in the film.I'm simply refuting b3th's suggestion that men have only ever enjoyed that film because of their latent noncery.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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I went to a club called Pink Punters.You'll be shocked to hear it's a gay club.
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averagewife had someone over on Saturday and she WOULD NOT LEAVE.
Watched "The Impostor" which is just bizare
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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Windmilling is the answer here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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I hate people who don't realise they've over stayed. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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well, no, they aren't friends of my wife, so I can take their drinks off them and tell them to piss off, Not really etiquette when it's a guest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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I know, I was just comparingnothing worse than regulars who pipe up "I got one in", cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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If you haven't drunk it by 12.30,you lose it. I'm not a walkover landlord.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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I'm sure, but there will always be moaners(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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it's not like closing time is a surprise. It's the same everyday. And yet, people always ask "oh, have you stopped serving"
No, the lights going up and the music going off was the sign for the silent rave to start, you fucking mong.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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normally I find offering the spare room is enough of a hint, With guests that is, not customers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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I'd take up that offer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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you'd be very welcome. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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I saw that the other week.Bit crackers, innit?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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An annoying lack of answers at the end...it's very odd thoughand how did the kid have 3 tattoos by the time he was 13?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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Pikey family.He was a wrong'un and no mistake.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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the imposter was a fucking weirdo and all, wtf was that MJ dancing all about?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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I think him being a weirdo is not in question at any point.And all MJ fans are fucking weird.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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i've seen thatit's very dark, but very compelling. i liked it.
and i think his family are as guilty as fuck.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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Went to a black tie dinner on Fridaythat I was looking forward to which was only meh.
Saturday and Sunday were quiet which was nice. I have mac and cheese from sat night that should do 2 lunches this week. And some potato salad from yesterday for today.
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Sorry, old bean. You are, of course, right to correct me.
In my defence, I lived in the States for 3 years and did pick up some of their annoying phrases. And the clap.
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It's my pleasureThey call it mac and cheese in my local pub. someone there needs throttleing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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i was looking at a healthy recipe onlineincluding spinach and wholewheat pasta and cottage cheese. i couldn't decide if it looked tasty or joyless, compared to the m&s one that is drowning in about 5 full fat cheeses and topped with crispy garlic breadcrumbs...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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No point in trying to make healthy version of unhealthy food(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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www.eatingwell.com/recipes/baked_mac_cheese.html
i think it looks quite nice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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cottage cheese is grim to start withi suppose what i mean is eat the proper recipe, if you want something healthy, eat something healthy. Don't bastadised an unhealthy recipe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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i don't like it coldbut my mum used to make a nice cauliflower cheese with cottage cheese. it's a different animal when it's all melted and chewy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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I have a feeling it's not even cheese technically(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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Mine was more like the latter. But had loads of pancetta on the top.
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why would you ruin it with the application of rotting pig corpse? why?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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bacon and macaroni cheese is one of the greatest food combinations to manadd some mango chutney and you're away
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1883459
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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no on the sideketchup's good as well, but mango chutney wins
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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i literally cannot think of one use in life for something as disgusting as mango chutney(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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maybe to chuck at fashion victimsthat's about it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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Good with Asain food innitand macaroni cheese
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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Have it in a cheese sandwich(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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what the fuck is the matter with your tongue, man?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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Shush, wierdo. Meat is good. You are NOT supposed to be a vegetarian.
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Bacon in a cheese sauce is fucking excellentThe best addition to cauliflower cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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nah, with macaroni cheesebut if you do a gammon joint then cheese sauce is excellent, i may still go for parsely sauce though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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Good weekend really.Went to see Lincoln. Very good film, marred only by twats texting during the feature.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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It is.Basically, we don't mind the negroes being free, but just don't want them to have the vote. Where will it end? Giving women the vote?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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As drivers of white people, I could just about accept that.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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can't complain, so i won'tlots of good food, including butternut squash and feta pie, and dinner at the greek, which is always awesome, esp paprika pitta with dips and crispy fries covered in blue cheese. lots of vodka. film, seeing friends, blah blah.
oh and i learned a LOT about how people who weigh over 300lbs wash their shit cracks and other bits last night, thanks to frank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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I've just read thatI was hungry beforehand
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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sorrybut it should be the LAW that everyone has to eat at that greek place before they die. esp if you're into shit like fish and meat, he does all sorts of things with them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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I meant the ass washing bitGreek food is fine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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oh yeahthat was pretty fucking disgusting. at the point when you realise you are too fat to wipe your own arse, why don't you PUT DOWN THE PIE?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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fat people are also generally stupid people (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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interestingi want to know who pays for them to get that fat. i mean, the ones who are so fat they can barely move without wheezing, never mind get a job. that's hundreds of pounds a week in food, surely.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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you'd be surprised how doing Fuck all all day soon makes you a fatty. After my accident I was in bed for 3 weeks, with no real upping in food in take, I put on a stone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:44,
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Weekend was excellent, thanksWatched the Avengers (again) with guests eating home-made pizza and drinking some rather good red wine on Saturday. Sunday involved beer, music and slow-roast pork belly. All good until I got a message from my bro at approx 2 a:m. He was very nearly tasered by a young copper for quietly sitting waiting for his son to come home and let him in to the flat (silly old bellend forgot his keys), whilst at the same time actually having two forms of ID and being polite with malice aforethought.
TL:DR - London coppers are cunts shock.
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I'm sure his side of the story is completely accurate and in no way biased or skewed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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The ones I deal with when my ex assulted me were lovely.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:46,
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That’s because they were pissing themselves with laughterDid you get my Gaz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:50,
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why would you sit outside? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:50,
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Just had a lovely cornish pasty, carrots and all.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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Nice and warm in Poland today.Weekend was meh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:52,
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Love you too darling.Even though you wear a clip on bow tie.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:55,
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i've put this out of its miserywith a swift stomp to the head and a new thread
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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