are you sitting next to him at needo's?
i think you should sit next to him at needo's.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No I am going to sit on the back of your neck and fart repeatedly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

contrary to what you look up on the internet
girls do not see that as foreplay
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

There is no way on earth I would ever want to have foreplay with you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

uh huh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Yeah, about that.
Like I said when I first mentioned the idea to you "I can be in town for about 8".

So you book the table for 7. Nice. Guess it's a takeaway at home for me on Wednesday :(
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Cheers, Nelson

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)

firstly i didn't book the table
secondly it's booked for 7.30 with a view to you arriving at 8ish. so stop being such a pansy little wuss and get your hairy arse down there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

someone's on their mensie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

pffffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I thought she'd gone through the change, if I'm honest.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

That would explain her obesity.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Secondly it's booked at 7:30 with a view to necking your food and fucking off
before I show up, more like.

I do have a hairy arse, though. Fair play.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

we don't do that every time
although you did miss out on some fucking fantastic mushrooms and other nibbly bits at the last secret bash. but you got beer and pizza.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Yeah, well that time was because you chose a place
buried in a shopping centre, that was buried in a yard, that was buried down some side street in an area with shitty GPS reception thanks to it bouncing off the moneyed smugness of the Stunned-a-like inhabitants.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

spitalfields is famous you ignorant little man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)