Alright Bats?
It's the boy's birthday today, so the missus is in the kitchen where she belongs preparing a Guinness cake and doing steak, chips and onion rings.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I did steak on sat. If you get it right it cannot beaten.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Miss you honey. When you darn sarf?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Fuck knows.
If I manage to get permanent employment we may think about a trip one weekend. Although we'd have more disposable income now if the missus' increased hours at work weren't being treated as a second job and therefore being taxed, the fucking tight bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Tax. Is. Shit.
Fuck off George Osbourne.

* Ben Elton lols *

Correction: Ben Elton never caused any lols.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

I dunno, Blackadder was good.
Apart from maybe the first series, which was painful at times and which he had nowt to do with anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:21, Reply)