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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bored in Poland thread. Monday night. Plans?
Alt: stick yourself up your own arse. You ugly wanker.
Altalt: stick yourself up your dad's arse. You're both ugly wankers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:01,
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latest was 13 years ago)
YOU STOMPING BASTARD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:01,
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FUCK YOU It's all about Hamster love
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:02,
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Delete your thread before killing yourself. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:04,
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My thread will stay........With no replies as unloved as bobby, as a reminder to what could have been.
As a reminder that all the best threads can get stomped on from the polish blitzkrieg,
As a reminder that it probably was a shit thread anyway
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:08,
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Sometimes, just occasionally, when I'm feeling low, I thank a higher power* that I'm not Gonz. Then, if I'm still feeling depressed I have a party to celebrate not being Bobby. * I do not believe in any higher powers. My substantial penis is power enough.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:12,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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At a house party in my student daysI let a friend use my bed to service a young lady. When I eventually crashed that night the bed had not only moved about ten inches from the wall thanks to his steam hammer piston approach, but one of the fucking legs had broken. THAT'S penis power.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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To paraphrase certain left wing singers 'there is power in a penis'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:15,
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:(I loved that scent
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:09,
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Alright Bats?It's the boy's birthday today, so the missus is in the kitchen where she belongs preparing a Guinness cake and doing steak, chips and onion rings.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:10,
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I did steak on sat. If you get it right it cannot beaten. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:12,
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Miss you honey. When you darn sarf?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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Fuck knows.If I manage to get permanent employment we may think about a trip one weekend. Although we'd have more disposable income now if the missus' increased hours at work weren't being treated as a second job and therefore being taxed, the fucking tight bastards.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:16,
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Tax. Is. Shit. Fuck off George Osbourne.
* Ben Elton lols *
Correction: Ben Elton never caused any lols.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:18,
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I dunno, Blackadder was good.Apart from maybe the first series, which was painful at times and which he had nowt to do with anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:21,
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STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMPITY STOMP(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:11,
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I'm royally fucked after a weekend of drinkingSo back to the duvet as soon as work is finished.
Early start tomorrow for an early football finish for Man U vs some Spanish team.
Obviously I don't watch football but I'm all for an early finish
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:15,
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Aye, she said you were a right "pump, pump, squirt".
Very disappointing.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:23,
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