Sometimes, just occasionally, when I'm feeling low, I thank a higher power* that I'm not Gonz. Then, if I'm still feeling depressed I have a party to celebrate not being Bobby.
* I do not believe in any higher powers. My substantial penis is power enough.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

substantial Press stud of a
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)

At a house party in my student days
I let a friend use my bed to service a young lady. When I eventually crashed that night the bed had not only moved about ten inches from the wall thanks to his steam hammer piston approach, but one of the fucking legs had broken. THAT'S penis power.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)

To paraphrase certain left wing singers 'there is power in a penis'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)