Me either
*tickly cough and a bit of a headache fives*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you two make such a lovely couple

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

stop imagining them lovely coupling

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

great
now you've broken my brain as well as my eyes. it's the amplesponge of sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Are you coming for a pint tomorrow or what?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

yep!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Yay!
4pm at Dirty Dick's apparently. I'll behave. Probably.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

i'll be there 6.30-7
how long can you stay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Ah piss
My train's at 6. Bugger.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Aching joints, dizziness, sore throat, sour stomach, unpleasant cough
the only plus point is no snot as yet.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Its Aids
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

lucky you've got darth and all his hot spicy meat tomorrow then eh?
best thing for man flu, sweat it out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah, if I don't feel better tomorrow morning
then I won't be spending an hour on public transport, no matter how good the curry is. It's probably your bloody tubes that got me sick in the first place.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

if you organised it and then you don't show up
you will never be invited again. EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)

ugh

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

you feel better when you get out and do stuff
take a lemsip, stuff your gut with spicy meat, profit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Violently vomit on the hour's tube back to Uxbridge
before driving home for another hour in vomit-stained clothing.

:((((((((((((
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

the perfect end to a perfect night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

If I do come out, I'd better get a bloody hero's welcome.
I mean cheering, ticker tape, girls hanging off my arms, the lot.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

how about a gobjob from darth?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

You're not selling this to me.
Soz, Darth.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

lies
i bet he combines the firm fist of a man with the tender touch of a woman.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

They do nothing for me, I'm afraid.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

oh come on, that was a great post

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I'm going back to bed

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

+fallopian

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)