I don't live in Manchester now, Heaton Moor innit
before that I was in Salford Quays in a skyscraper full of Dutch lesbians
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

lots of my mates from school lived in HM and i worked at the liz for years when i was a student
but it's nowhere near as good now they've done it up

why would you leave a block of dutch lesbians? are you some kind of nullo?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

hooooooooo shit, I used to go in the Liz every night after work and get wankered
back in 1999 when I was still a chronic pisshead
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

which is exactly when i was working there
how weird

i'm now wondering which of the regulars you were. if your real name is elliott, you're a titspervert and a total cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)

oh lordy
we used to get in right after work, around 6pm then drink til closing time, if you remember a scouse lad with close-cropped hair then he was my alcoholic drinking buddy at the time

there was one time one of the bar staff joined us for a pissup and kept going over the road to the offy for cheap vodka, if that was you then I would not be at all surprised
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

i worked from 96-99 during university holidays about 4 nights a week
so it's inevitable that i will have served you. but i always had to drive back to wilmslow afterwards so i had to resist the cheap vodka.

as for me - do you remember the stunning 6' size 10 blonde with pneumatic tits and legs up to her chin?

well, someone sounding exactly like your mate once told me to get out of the way because he wanted her to serve him, the fucking cunt...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

that sounds like precisely the thing he would do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

i shat in his pint

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

he'd still drink it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

well yeah
stockport innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)