But i still want one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What about if it's 16 years old and purple?
More of a cunt? Less of a cunt?
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)

More, that version is nasty, the newest are the best as they are the most understated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I prefer the E46 to the newest.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Have you looked at Lexus as an option?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Are you calling him a golf playing fuck cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Lexus make some very nice cars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I'm due something new soon
I'm stuck between the Audi A6 and the Lexus GS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)

5 series is a better car than both of those. As is an E class

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)

BMW screams twat to me.
Mercs. no fucker will let you pull out of a side street
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Audi is more of a twat brand now than a Beemer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I'd take the LFA, that's it
or maybe the Is-F
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)

The newest would blitz it though
I find i like them when they are current then less so as they age, apart from the E30 which looks awesome
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I'm the other way around
the older, the better. I'd love an E21 or E28
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Get a 1989 mercedes 500 sec if you want an '80's coupe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Again, I prefer the SLs
It's like you have no taste at all, Nakers.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)

nasty miami drug dealer car

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I've said it before
but a 10 year old CL600 or CL55 AMG is the automotive bargain of the fucking century
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I've said loads of stuff before as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

ha ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)

really?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I agree.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Its true
I went with the pikey version though and got a CLK, couldnt afford the petrol or insurance on a 5lt engine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

This is bargain at 12 grand.
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/193815/2002-mercedes-benz-sl-500/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)

CAR CHAT
god, get a girlfriend losers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)

want to talk home brew?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Not with you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Sorry i bailed on your burger night, I stubbed my toe and had to stay in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I was just learning to open up again, and you go ahead and tear my heart out.
You're dead to me now nakkers, never contact me again.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Girls don't like boys.
Girls like cars and money.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

No i agree with the 80's one's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Depends what you mean.
The E46 was the last straight 6 M3, which most people agree is a far better drive than the more recent V8 one.

And it's 350 bhp vs 400. The tiniest bit of driver ability will compensate for that in any race you choose.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)

bollocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

which part of that is bollocks?
The V8 is heavier and sits further forward in the car. It's the same problem that the original S4 and RS4 had. They're fine but they are constantly compensating for a pendulum front end. They get around it by epic numbers of driving aids, not by being a good car in the first place. And the second part isn't the slightest bit bollocks, I've spent enough time on tracks to know that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I had a 98 plate S4 and confirm you're correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I'm not most people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)

It'd feel weird driving a BMW that wasn't a six.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah, i'd hate to have two extra cylindars
and the v10 in the old M5 was know to be right pig
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)

The M5 is a much bigger car.
and was designed for that engine size.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)

he said BMW he didn't specify which one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

you did, and I was replying to you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm replying to you now wee wee tapir

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)

that still makes me laugh out loud
you terrible cunt, how am I supposed to argue with you whilst giggling manically?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)

It'd be like driving a fast Audi that wasn't a four wheeler.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)