That's because it's barely alcohol.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

so fucking what

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Nothing.
It's up to you what you like to drink. I'm hardly in a position to look down on anyone else's taste.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I once got bladdered on scrumpy
In somerset
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)

i fucking love a good bit of bud light
Im going to have pitchers tonight
its going to be amazing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I *have* been known to spend an evening with Michelob.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Guess you don't want to know about my drunken night on scrumpy?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Sorry, Harters.
Do tell me all about your drunken night on scrumpy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

We were playing Kickball against a bristol team
Stopping just outside Glastonbury, local place sold Real Scrumpy....
We all ordered a pint of Scrumpy...... "Not from round ere are ye" says landlord
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

"Nope" says we.
"Well I'll give e then in this glass then" and pulls out a shot glass,
after drinking five he allows us to buy a half pint, after drinking that i said to one of the lads"bit hot in here I'm going outside for a bit of freash air" as soon as i went outside I blacked out and face slammed the floor
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Haha you got patronised by a worzel.
A new lifetime low.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)

He was a great landlord
back there the next night but I stayed off the scrumpy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)