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Right alcohol related thread
If you could only indulge in one type of tipple for the rest of your life
What would be your choice?

Alt:What drink can’t you stand?

Alt:alt: Hot drinks and alcohol is there an acceptable one?

Did't notice that one Fanks Frank
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:28, 227 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Good whisky
Alt- gin (but I quite like G&T)

Alt alt- of course not ya dippit cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Alt:alt: Tea and whiskey works
as does coffee and brandy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:30, Reply)
If you're putting whisky in tea then it has to be shit whisky. So double fail.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:31, Reply)
are you two flirting again now?
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:32, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I don't flirt with nobody on here.
Especially not Salacious Crumb here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)
so is it your turn on top tonight?
or his?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Do you mean 'on top' as in receiving, or 'topping' as in giving?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)
i really hadn't given it that much thought
unlike you, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:42, Reply)
I'm a top, for definite.
HH strikes me as a natural sub bottom.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)
tea is cunt
fuck tea
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I don't drink alcohol any more
lol "expectable", like that's a word
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Moderation and all Frank
Hows MOMO?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:31, Reply)
he's gone in his cage and fallen asleep, the lazy shit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:32, Reply)
I think she means 'acceptable'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:31, Reply)
I accept so

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
I accept we'll be seeing a lot more stupidisations from this one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
vodka
i only really drink vodka and champagne/prosecco/cava anyway.

alt: gin. and red wine. and beer. and tea. and coffee.

altalt: no. there are no decent hot drinks. even soup must never be served in a mug. EVER.

i am off to drink vodka in about 15 mins. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:32, Reply)
I don't really understand premium vodkas
Is it just a purity thing? With whisky it's a complexity of flavours thing. How does it work with something largely tasteless?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
i drink it neat on ice so there is definitely a difference
but not necessarily premium. i like some of the flavoured ones better. raspberry stoli is my favourite. the vanilla one can suck my dick.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I only have ice in whisky in bars.
I sometimes add a drop or two of mineral water, depends on the dram. Some need it, some don't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)
whisky is fucking gross

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)
nah, some of them are, loads are ace.
I'll buy you a nice one when we finally meet xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)
it's all rank
but thank you kindly for the offer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
I reckon you'd like an Auchentoshan Triple Wood.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)
I reckon I'd like to see you take a bullet in the face.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:42, Reply)
I reckon you'd like to be able to see over low walls without having to jump.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)
I reckon you're lucky to be able to walk unaided given your enormous clown feet.
You freak of nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Leave it owt Batts e ent worf it, innit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)
I once tried a cocktail of vanilla flavoured vodka with Dooleys toffee liqueur.
It was, surprisingly, quite nice. They called it a 'Cock Sucking Cowboy'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Hi Darth!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Give him a reacharound for me tomorrow night, will you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)
I fucking properly love coffee I do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
you're a drink wrong
sorry but i'd have shat in your coffee if you'd ordered that at the lizzie
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I don't think I've ever had a coffee in a pub
fascinating Frank fact there
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)
i have duly filed it away in the book of frank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Isn’t the world’s most expensive coffee
Something that’s passed through the digestive system of an animal?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Me too. None of that instant shit though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)
instant coffee is for shitheads

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Red wine.
Alt: brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
As far as alcohol is concerned, I'm a fucking pleb.
I like fruit-based cocktails, pina colada and alcopos. At the moment, my go-to drink (with apologies to WP, who will probably hate me for it) is Cherry Sourz with Diet Pepsi. So, yeah. that.

Alt: Apple juice, cider, or dark spirits (brandy, whisky, dark rum &c.)

altAlt: what the I don't even...?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)
soz, didn't realise you were 14 years old

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)
When it comes to alcohol or shit pop,
Yeah, I might as well be.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)
I'd make your shit pop any day of the week

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Backdoorlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)
i ordered cherry sourz on our last team night out
the team disowned me :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Fuck me, exactly how working class Scots are you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)
I don't drink Buckie, if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)
It doesn't help at all. Sourz with diet pepsi?
Do you shop at FarmFoods?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
It's Netto, isn't it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)
I have never been in a Netto
outside of Germany.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)
there's another kind of scot?
which is ironic as there isn't any work there...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Aberdeen has got fucking loads of cash sloshing about, ACTUALLY.
Energy capital of Europe etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Edinburgh has investment bankers and fund managers all over the place too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Alt: Wine.
Never found a single one, red or white, that wouldn't try and start a fight with the contents of my stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)
So what do you drink?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Mostly beer and whisky.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)
I will inflict the wrath of PD for saying this
But I like Jamesons whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Philistine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:43, Reply)
PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Which whiskies do you prefer?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:43, Reply)
DON'T ANSWER, IT'S A TRAP

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Wholesaler-brand stuff.
It's cheap and when it's diluted enough, it stops tasting like shite but is still strong enough to get me pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)
oh man :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That will get him going,I can sense the steam coming out of his ears already
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:46, Reply)
nah, I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:47, Reply)
you fancy getting pissed on decent whisky in Leeds or Bradford sometime?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Sure, if you pay the tab.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Like that's going to happen.
Rounds, Wooders, rounds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:51, Reply)
Sorry pal, there's no way I could take out a loan with my credit rating.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1886200
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:51, Reply)
You should see a Dr about this terrible affliction.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Whisky of course, I'm not a puff.
If it had to be only one sort I, for the rest of my life, it'd be Johny Walker Black Label. It's tasty enough to sip, is good as a session whisky, and it mixes well.

Or Orange and Pinapple squash, that's good too.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)
bud light
We've had a love affair for ten years now
alt not a huge fan of liquor, maybe shots of vodka, three is my limit

Alt alt not a fan of hot drinks, but a hot toddie is where its at when you're sick
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Bud light= beer for fatties who don't really like beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:46, Reply)
i can drink as much of it as I like without becoming a spasticated mental

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)
That's because it's barely alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)
so fucking what

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)
Nothing.
It's up to you what you like to drink. I'm hardly in a position to look down on anyone else's taste.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)
I once got bladdered on scrumpy
In somerset
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)
i fucking love a good bit of bud light
Im going to have pitchers tonight
its going to be amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)
I *have* been known to spend an evening with Michelob.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Guess you don't want to know about my drunken night on scrumpy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Sorry, Harters.
Do tell me all about your drunken night on scrumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)
We were playing Kickball against a bristol team
Stopping just outside Glastonbury, local place sold Real Scrumpy....
We all ordered a pint of Scrumpy...... "Not from round ere are ye" says landlord
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)
"Nope" says we.
"Well I'll give e then in this glass then" and pulls out a shot glass,
after drinking five he allows us to buy a half pint, after drinking that i said to one of the lads"bit hot in here I'm going outside for a bit of freash air" as soon as i went outside I blacked out and face slammed the floor
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Haha you got patronised by a worzel.
A new lifetime low.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
He was a great landlord
back there the next night but I stayed off the scrumpy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)
That's because it contains almost no alcohol.
Edit: fucksticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)
In your own time

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)
And again
So fucking what
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Regardless of its alcohol content
it tastes like somebody ran piss through a soda stream.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)
You feeling better yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)
A little bit, yeah.
Well enough to go out and infect half the board, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)
+ with AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)
I am notoriously slutty.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT PISS TASTES LIKE
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)
ZING!!!!!111111

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)
You should try some other beers. America's got some good beer if you look.
Even a proper lager would be a step up from that Bud Light/Michelob shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)
I didn't say I haven't had others
But this is the one I love
I like killians and new castle, theres a brewing company somewhere around here but I love my bl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)
NO K'DAWL, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY ANYTHING BUT PURE ETHINOL THAT HAS BEEN MIXED BY A LOCALLY SOURCED FARMER !!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:35, Reply)
lolcreepy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:37, Reply)
You're Mum.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)
He is mum?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)
That's right.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)
listen mate
I know you like a fair bit of chinese, handholding and hollyoaks and these things are spot on, keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Yeah', well, yeah', well..... You're Dad got an STI off Battered in Poland while twos-upping a downs-syndrome girl who wanted directions to the abortionist.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)
im going to have to murder

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:49, Reply)
clickin dis

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Mummy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Its an imitation
I love PP and think he's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)
At least drinking something so weak means you won't end up in the recovery position, no matter how much you consume.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Haha oh man
This is a classic!
call me fat now! Haha comedy gooooold
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Ok then.
You are fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Wow fastest Zing in the west

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Ooooh buuurrrrnnnn

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Bishops Tipple

(ThePope, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)
That makes sense
Hello bluenamer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)
If I'm in a real ale mood I tend to go for a John Smith's Smooth.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)
Ooh. That reminds me.
Back in my student days, I used to drink McEwans 80/-
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Or mr B3th as it is known

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)
John Smith's Smooth for a real ale?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Like fuck it is

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Loaksy you should know better
If you say it's white he will argue it's black
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)
RACIST

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)
lokesy dear boy
You're agreeing with me here. Of course it's not a real ale.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Indeed
We were referring to the Brigadier further up.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:24, Reply)
I'm sorry, what?
I am, admittedly, two inches of beard hair away from joining CAMRA, but I had thought that it was pretty common knowledge that shit like John Smiths and Caffrey's is as close to real ale as I am to pulling Olivia Wilde.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)
This Brigadier chap is trolling I think.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:20, Reply)
This is the only possible conclusion.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:21, Reply)
We don't see you on here in the evenings much.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I'm usually out or high end gaming by now.
Being sick has stopped me doing either of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Sad times.
I'm caning the MP on Halo 4 at the moment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)
It'd have to be wine. I like beer but I love wine in all of its forms except for the alt
Alt: Sherry. Got pissed as a tramps mattress on it as a teenager and can't stand the smell of it now.
Altalt: I quite like brandy in coffee.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)
\o/
*Brandyfives*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)
listen
Blueberry wine is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:09, Reply)
I would go for a Dark Rum as my only tipple*
Alt: White spirits and me don't agree

Alt:alt: already said

*although I am partial to Whiskey Mac
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)
I learned from this thread that people like to drink alcohol

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
CSB
This is almost as popular as a food thread \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:24, Reply)
fuck off you liar

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:26, Reply)
gluuueyuuuuuuuuuuueyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueyuuuuuuuuuuuuuey
gluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueyuuuuuueyuuuuuuuueyuuuuuuuuuuuuey

alright
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:32, Reply)
alright kazoo

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)
And chickens.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I have drank two chickens whilst reading this thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)
At the moment I'd drink this forever
www.brewdog.com/product/hardcore-ipa

alt: cheap&nasty fizzy piss masquerading as beer or cider.

altalt: brandy coffee
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I still need to order some of the Brew Dog stuff

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)
You can get their Punk IPA and Hardcore IPA in Tescos
although it's relabelled as Tesco Finest Double IPA.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)
You told me about this quite a while ago
I'll order some from the website
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:42, Reply)
There's a Brewdog bar in Birmingham.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:03, Reply)
real ale.
Alt: gin

Altalt: tea an whiskey is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:29, Reply)
\o/
Yes get in there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:31, Reply)
bells in an early grey for breakfast was amazing when I was staying in a lovely hotel in Gloucestershire.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)
My Grandmother* swore by whiskey in tea as the universal cure all
*God bless her soul
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)
does your pub do single malts and other high-end whiskies?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:32, Reply)
yup.
Off the top of my head, Macallan 10, Laphroaig 10, Highland park 8, Oban 10 and a few more, plus a ton of bourbons and blended. About 25 whiskey/whisky types.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Ooh.
I love a good whisky. I can suggest a few an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)
I like proper beer and wine.
Alt: tequila.

altalt: various spirits in coffee are nice, especially the almondy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)
I'd have to go with real ale, a la Windy.
Or possibly red wine.

Alt: whisky. Or John Smiths - foul, chemical-filled stuff. this chicken seems to like it, mind. www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&client=mv-google&v=1rnFf3iFN6Q&feature=related&nomobile=1
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)
WTF

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Just your average happening in the north.
Even the chickens are pissed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:41, Reply)
That could be a marketing sensation
Self marinating chicken
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I quite like a smooth flow once in a while.
Murphys red is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)
As a Pro. whats the best beer you have ever served?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Christ,
I've got through so many real ales over the years, I've probably forgotten some of the best.
But my favourite breweries are probably XT, dark star and Itchen valley.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Any from Castle brewery?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)
castle rock?
Yeah, they've got a good couple if I remember rightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Yep they do some really nice ones

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:58, Reply)
I tried a lovely one a couple of years ago that had coriander in it.
Sadly the only local pub I've seen it in recently got knocked down to make way for a Morrisons. Sometimes, progress sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I was at a CAMRA beer festival with a friend from the CID
as we drunkenly stumbled out he got one of the local cop cars there to drop us of home, the fucker made him turn on his blues and two's outside my house. my wife still raises that one when I go out with him for a drink
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Which ones are you getting in for Windy Pub bash?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)
I dunno.
I'm looking at dates for it now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Good man.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Never heard of Murphy's red, let alone tasted it.
Some can be OK, I don't know what they put in John Smith's but it gives me a crippling hangover so I try not to touch the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:51, Reply)
it's where guiness stole the idea for red guiness.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)
There's a red Guinness? I feel so provincial.
There was a red Irish ale that I used to like years ago; not seen it in ages. Beamish red, that was it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)
that is good stuff, similar idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Might look out for it then, cheers Windy.
Normal Murphy's I quite like; I tend to drink it when I have a sore throat as it's nice and thick and eases any irritation.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)
I've only seen it in Ireland, and one irish bar here,
But yeah, good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Good beer.
All types: bitters, IPAs, stouts, porters, strong dark ales, light golden ales.
I love them all.
Although I love decent beer, I wouldn't rule out drinking any old shite if the alternative was no booze.
Wine I can take or leave, I can rarely tell the difference between a decent one and plonk.
Spirits tend to be more palatable the better quality they are.

Alt: anything mixed with coke.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Alt: so Monty then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)
People on cocaine are usually obnoxious pricks.
Monty claims it doesn't affect him in that way and he seemed alright to me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)
He is annoyingly likable

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Bender.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:09, Reply)
:(
I'm looking for a sugar Daddy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)
It depends upon the circumstances you're forcing me to spend the rest of my life in
If it's a warm day - any wheat beer.

If it's an evening out - any well kept pale ale.

If it's an evening in - a French or - rare and correspondingly expensive - Swiss Chablis.

What am I saying? I'd scoff paint stripper if the mood took me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Evening TD
Anything new on the portfolio yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)
I'm no property mogul, you know.
I have a few investments, either mine or jointly owned.

Now I just fleece other landlords for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Shame, I just done quite a bit of work on the side for a company as a favour
If it all pans out I'll get 1% commission
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Get any leads in West or North Yorks and we can talk

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)
My line is purchasing and getting the best bang for buck.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)
But you're still talking to people who might need a bit of local specialist marketing.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Yep I suppose I do
what are you getting at?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Letting?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Or sales.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)
What neck off the woods?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)
As above - West Yorks and North Yorks within A59/A1.
I have some contacts elsewhere but that's my territory.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Domestic and commercial properties?
ONLY?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)
I specialise in domestic (because the insurance premium for commercial makes it unviable)
But I work with agencies who cover both.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)
No promises but if I hear anything I'll pass it on

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)
This was my point

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:20, Reply)
We went to a party recently, and the host had got in frosty jacks.
It was alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)
More alright than not drinking at a party.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:26, Reply)
When the wife and I go to a party I choose to not drink
It's weird to see people getting drunk whilst you're sober.
I think this is WP's view most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:32, Reply)
it's different if you're serving, or socialising.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)
I never looked at it this way

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)
And I expressed it more articulately.
OK Tangled?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Phone fail :(
Alright TD
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I'm off tomorrow so yes, I'm good.
Rather pleased that we got our Unknown Mortal Orchestra tickets before the rest of the world discovered them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)
I've been far too busy to get to any gigs recently.
I like to get to at least one a week if I can usually.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)
I make time - I wish I'd made more before
Next for me is Stiff Little Fingers next weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)
This was my point
While I like and appreciate good booze, I'd settle for any port* in a storm

*Taylor's 10 year old tawny, if I can choose.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)
See it's not that hard to choose one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Tonight definitely feels like a pomegranate martini night
But my wallet is screaming beer
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)
pomegranates are winning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)
its hard to get a good pom martini
Most places dont have the vodka, they have syrup and its shit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I've got a Cannonball IPA right now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I've got stoopid budweiser.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)
It'll do.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Bud black crown is okay

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I think this thread is dead
Can someone start a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)
done
ya doss prick
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

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