It depends upon the circumstances you're forcing me to spend the rest of my life in
If it's a warm day - any wheat beer.

If it's an evening out - any well kept pale ale.

If it's an evening in - a French or - rare and correspondingly expensive - Swiss Chablis.

What am I saying? I'd scoff paint stripper if the mood took me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:12, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening TD
Anything new on the portfolio yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)

I'm no property mogul, you know.
I have a few investments, either mine or jointly owned.

Now I just fleece other landlords for a living.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Shame, I just done quite a bit of work on the side for a company as a favour
If it all pans out I'll get 1% commission
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Get any leads in West or North Yorks and we can talk

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

My line is purchasing and getting the best bang for buck.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

But you're still talking to people who might need a bit of local specialist marketing.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Yep I suppose I do
what are you getting at?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Letting?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Or sales.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)

What neck off the woods?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)

As above - West Yorks and North Yorks within A59/A1.
I have some contacts elsewhere but that's my territory.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Domestic and commercial properties?
ONLY?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I specialise in domestic (because the insurance premium for commercial makes it unviable)
But I work with agencies who cover both.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)

No promises but if I hear anything I'll pass it on

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:52, Reply)

This was my point

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:20, Reply)

We went to a party recently, and the host had got in frosty jacks.
It was alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)

More alright than not drinking at a party.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:26, Reply)

When the wife and I go to a party I choose to not drink
It's weird to see people getting drunk whilst you're sober.
I think this is WP's view most of the time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:32, Reply)

it's different if you're serving, or socialising.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I never looked at it this way

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

And I expressed it more articulately.
OK Tangled?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Phone fail :(
Alright TD
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

I'm off tomorrow so yes, I'm good.
Rather pleased that we got our Unknown Mortal Orchestra tickets before the rest of the world discovered them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I've been far too busy to get to any gigs recently.
I like to get to at least one a week if I can usually.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

I make time - I wish I'd made more before
Next for me is Stiff Little Fingers next weekend.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:42, Reply)

This was my point
While I like and appreciate good booze, I'd settle for any port* in a storm

*Taylor's 10 year old tawny, if I can choose.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

See it's not that hard to choose one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Tonight definitely feels like a pomegranate martini night
But my wallet is screaming beer
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

pomegranates are winning.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)

its hard to get a good pom martini
Most places dont have the vodka, they have syrup and its shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)