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Alt: Creepy posts who is/was the creepiest person on b3ta
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:12,
	
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	 Alt:REALLY NSFW*
 	b3ta.com/questions/homescience/post1703760 *the Link inside the first post I mean
	Alt:REALLY NSFW*
 	b3ta.com/questions/homescience/post1703760 *the Link inside the first post I mean
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:15,
	
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	 I'm wandering about tonight Mr Hare
	I'm wandering about tonight Mr Hare 
 	NSFW doesn't apply to me, as W is my attic.
Is that supposed to be in some way erotic though?
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:24,
	
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	 It's Rory posting Emvee's pics
	It's Rory posting Emvee's pics
 	It's very creepy I find
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:27,
	
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	 Not right in the slightest.
	Not right in the slightest.
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:28,
	
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	 See now, if it's erotic you 're wanting..
 	b3ta.com/talk/6879373
	See now, if it's erotic you 're wanting..
 	b3ta.com/talk/6879373
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:28,
	
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	 Oh yeah do more do more...
	Oh yeah do more do more... 
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:31,
	
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	 Going to the pub, leavin' dis.
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/talent/post980042
	Going to the pub, leavin' dis.
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/talent/post980042
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:21,
	
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	 FUCKING HELL
	FUCKING HELL
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:25,
	
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	 I want to see the pic they all slag off
	I want to see the pic they all slag off 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:19,
	
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 	MOD EDIT: Not happening. Sorry.
FRANK EDIT: cram it up yourself sideways
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:43,
	
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	 I don't know whether to vomit or laugh like a drain.
	I don't know whether to vomit or laugh like a drain.
 	
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:47,
	
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	 CHOOSE ONE
	CHOOSE ONE
 	QUICKLY
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:48,
	
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	 Ahhahahahahahuuuuuuuuuuurkhahahahahahahuuuuuuuuuuuuurkhahahahahahahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurk
	Ahhahahahahahuuuuuuuuuuurkhahahahahahahuuuuuuuuuuuuurkhahahahahahahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurk
 	
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:49,
	
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	 Clickin' dis.
	Clickin' dis.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:52,
	
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	 This mod is a dog-fingering cunt.
	This mod is a dog-fingering cunt.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:22,
	
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	 Well I'm off to bed
	Well I'm off to bed 
 	Goodnight all
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:31,
	
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	 Me too.
	Me too.
 	Edit - I might watch a bit of porn - BECAUSE I CAN.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:32,
	
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 	+t get laid
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:56,
	
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	 Ed's med baby
	Ed's med baby
 	Ed's med
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:56,
	
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	 alright?
	alright?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:01,
	
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	 Bit Pissed and fat after jambalaya risotto at girafep
	Bit Pissed and fat after jambalaya risotto at girafep
 	Butngood. You?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:16,
	
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	 It might be that you've been somewhere fancy
	It might be that you've been somewhere fancy
 	But I struggle to understand your post.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:23,
	
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	 It's the iPad. Stupid keyboard wrong
	It's the iPad. Stupid keyboard wrong 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:25,
	
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	 If Battered were here, he'd blame the size of your fingers.
	If Battered were here, he'd blame the size of your fingers.
 	However, I'm familiar with the iPad keyboard, so I will make no such remark (plus the Doris would damage me).
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:27,
	
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	 yeah good ta
	yeah good ta
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:23,
	
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	 How did it go yesterday?
	How did it go yesterday?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:24,
	
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	 What was wrong with him?
	What was wrong with him?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:16,
	
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	 my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
	my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:17,
	
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	 Yeah but WHY?
	Yeah but WHY?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:19,
	
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	 I WAS SHARING A LINK LIKE I WAS TOLD TO
	I WAS SHARING A LINK LIKE I WAS TOLD TO
 	STOP GETTING AT ME
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:21,
	
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	 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
	Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 	Your story checks out
But that 's more weird than creepy. Creeeepy was ed the fake surgeon trying to fly me to hong kong for sex
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:24,
	
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	 Bert fucking his sister
	Bert fucking his sister
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:25,
	
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	 Psycho flirting with quentin when he thought it was a woman
	Psycho flirting with quentin when he thought it was a woman 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:26,
	
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	 Sexface MSNing Wormulus.
	Sexface MSNing Wormulus.
 	On valentines night.
Thinking he was a girl.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:11,
	
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	 there was that spastic on /talk whose username I googled
	there was that spastic on /talk whose username I googled
 	only to discover he'd been posting on some messageboard asking for cheats for some creepy japanese pedo video game
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:28,
	
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	 smathels, that was him, the fucking pedo cunt
 	www.b3ta.com/talk/6255289
	smathels, that was him, the fucking pedo cunt
 	www.b3ta.com/talk/6255289
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:29,
	
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	 Stupid iPad can"t open link
	Stupid iPad can"t open link 
 	But "I want those girls to play with themselves" - wtf? 
Bet he liked the 3D cheerleader too
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:32,
	
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	 the original messageboard probably got raided by the Internet Police
	the original messageboard probably got raided by the Internet Police
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:33,
	
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	 When you are reduced to cartoon porn as a sexlife
	When you are reduced to cartoon porn as a sexlife 
 	It is time to saw off your cock with a rusty penknife
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:34,
	
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	 B3th is like the CSO of the Internet Policing world.
	B3th is like the CSO of the Internet Policing world.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:35,
	
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	 Creepy Japanese pedo video game that needs bedding?
	Creepy Japanese pedo video game that needs bedding?
 	.... Oh wait, you said 'cheats'.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:30,
	
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	 Fuck ther's some weirdos out there
	Fuck ther's some weirdos out there
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:32,
	
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	 www.string-emil.de/
	 
 	www.string-emil.de/
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:34,
	
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	 Arrrrrrrgh
	Arrrrrrrgh
 	What is monty doing to those candles?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:35,
	
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	 poss nsfw
	poss nsfw
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:43,
	
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	 you've gone all quiet now
	you've gone all quiet now
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:45,
	
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	 It's worse than ample sponges
	It's worse than ample sponges 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:46,
	
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	 imagine him coming at you with a handful of baryatric fanny wipers in one had and an ample sponge in the other
	imagine him coming at you with a handful of baryatric fanny wipers in one had and an ample sponge in the other
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:47,
	
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	 and a long-handled lotion applicator gripped in his grinning teeth
	and a long-handled lotion applicator gripped in his grinning teeth
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:49,
	
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	 you've gone all quiet again
	you've gone all quiet again
 	should I leave you to your thoughts?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:52,
	
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	 Struck dead and dumb with horror that's me
	Struck dead and dumb with horror that's me
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:07,
	
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	 yeah right
	yeah right
 	more like your fingers are too slippery to type in your credit card number
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:08,
	
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	 The tone was so highbrow and now look
	The tone was so highbrow and now look
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:09,
	
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	 I've ruined your internet experience and I can only apologise
	I've ruined your internet experience and I can only apologise
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:17,
	
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	 they all remind me of sean connery in zardoz
	they all remind me of sean connery in zardoz
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:15,
	
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	 you must have seen the director's cut
	you must have seen the director's cut
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:21,
	
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	 That kid who set an ashtray on fire
 	and stalked Spangolin
	That kid who set an ashtray on fire
 	and stalked Spangolin before he left.
I met him once at a b4sh long, long ago and even then he came across as a serial killer in the making.
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:36,
	
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 	Talks like frisbee Adam ...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:37,
	
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	 This is the best (and funniest) summary of his behaviour.
 	www.b3ta.com/talk/7469956
	This is the best (and funniest) summary of his behaviour.
 	www.b3ta.com/talk/7469956
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:51,
	
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	 Oh
	Oh
 	 Oh my
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:07,
	
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	 OT: Is there anywhere decent to go out in Hammersmith?
	OT: Is there anywhere decent to go out in Hammersmith?
 	I've been lured into a stag do at a Status Quo gig at the Apollo and feel I may need mighty fortification.
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:06,
	
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	 haha, shit night out
	haha, shit night out
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:08,
	
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	 Yup
	Yup
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:12,
	
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	 You might like it.
	You might like it.
 	Like it, like it, liiiike it, liii, liiii, liiiiike-it....
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:13,
	
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	 Pub or restaurant?
	Pub or restaurant?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:08,
	
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	 Pub please
	Pub please
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:10,
	
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	 Near the Apollo they are all shit
	Near the Apollo they are all shit
 	If you can be arsed with a 15 min walk go along the river to the black lion or the dove
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:11,
	
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	 I'll make a note of them. Cheers
	I'll make a note of them. Cheers
 	I'm going to stop agreeing to go on stag dos. Last year it was Reading, now this. Why didn't any of my friends get married when they were young and reckless and/or stupid? Bunch of pipe-and-slippers Quo-listening cunts.
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:16,
	
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	 Just enjoy the fact that
	Just enjoy the fact that 
 	It's Margarita Time.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:17,
	
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	 If indeed you really have been invited on a stag weekend.
	If indeed you really have been invited on a stag weekend.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:11,
	
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	 I indeed have
	I indeed have
 	..and foolishly agreed before I knew the whole 'Quo' situation
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:13,
	
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	 You've signed up then.
	You've signed up then.
 	Technically, 'you're in the army.... Now'.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:14,
	
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	 And I (don't) like it, I (don't) like it, I (don't) like it..etc
	And I (don't) like it, I (don't) like it, I (don't) like it..etc
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:17,
	
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	 *checks up the thread*
	*checks up the thread*
 	Ah well...
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 0:18,
	
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