12th beverage of the evening. Oh dear. This won't end well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:09, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

are you out or in?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)

London B4SH innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)

why is he here instead of talking to them?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Somebody didn't let Batts out of the high chair when they went outside for a smoke
He's killing time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

timeprostitutes
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)

have you finished colouring in your graphic novels?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)

lol no one cares about this thread in the slightest

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:06, Reply)

We should start a thread about Momo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:08, Reply)

I'm too fucking knackered to click through all those links to find another thread
someone told me to watch some shit about vampires on the tellybox, what a fucking load of wank that was, it was like carry on screaming crossed with Friends, watched like three minutes then gave up, fuck telly
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:11, Reply)

No, because the cunts haven't delivered them.
Honestly Frank, this is a worse day than when some bloke called me 'Onerous Fadger' on QOTW.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:08, Reply)

well maybe people would be more polite if you weren't such a horrible online bully all the time
and at least you've got another day to practice keeping all the colour inside the lines
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Every cloud Frank, every cloud.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:14, Reply)

SUP Batts
Was the food good?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Oh dear, indeed.
Are you all having fun?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)

I think that they will be having headaches and woes in the morning

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)

I think we should all talk very loudly tomorrow morning.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

SORRY DIDN'T HEAR YOU SPEAK UP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

FANCY A FRY UP?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
RUNNY PORRIDGE AN HONEY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Will you cup Monty for me?
Ta.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I bet you're one of those wankers that goes;
Drink, glass of water, drink, glass of water, and so on, so really, you've had 6 small glasses of wine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Fuck I'm one of them wankers that .....
has a pint of water between each pint.
I guess it's old age
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)

really hh?
That's fucking disappointing. I quite liked you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:23, Reply)

I only ever drink water on nights out if I'm doing pills.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:24, Reply)

When you get to my age, that's every night.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:33, Reply)

clicking this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Believe me I can drink and hold it, but at a certain age you ask yourself why bother

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Me too.
Although, to be fair, I don't alternate with water, just plain Diet Pepsi. If I drink alcohol every round, I'm wankered pretty quickly. Very low tolerance for alcohol, me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:25, Reply)

I don't really go out that much
I've always kept my wits about me when I do
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:28, Reply)

Do you have to be up at 5.30 tomorrow in order to murder a Polish prostitute?
If not, shut your whingeing gob and enjoy the lie-in.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Them and their 'secret b4sh' fun.
Tch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:32, Reply)

SHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:34, Reply)

yeah, I just don't care, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:29, Reply)

:x

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:30, Reply)

294 days to christmas!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:52, Reply)

Well guess this is goodnight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:43, Reply)

Thanks, one of the two Ronnies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:49, Reply)