NEVER MIND MONTY, I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
Get your arse over here. I just had 3 sausages, Bacon, fried slice, 2 hash browns, egg, mushrooms and beans from the Uni canteen. They do half price breakfasts if you get in early, the price of this huge meal. £1.98. Even you could afford that!
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Coffee.
That will have to do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Oooo that reminds my, I've got a pot of coffee on the go
Strong and black like my men! BRB :) :) :) xxxxx
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I'M BACK!
Did you miss me?
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Gosh yes.
I think I might shit myself this morning. That would be good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

At your age I expect you prefer a good shit to a good shag

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)

What I like best is a combination of the two.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Morning Swipe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Blumkin?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)