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UuuurrggghhhhhhhIt's 'book day' or some shizzle at my nipper's school today, so she's gone to school dressed as her favourite book character The Cat in the Hat.
Who would you dress up as if you had to do the same?
Alt: who's your favourite character from literature and why?
Altalt: Got to sleep at four. When were you last a complete fucking spastic? I am dying here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:12,
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Alt: possibly Sherlock Holmes. Cos he is like well cool and shit?(
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CrowleyAlt. Crowley, he's fucking cool and drives a 1926 Black Bentley
AltAlt. Are you the new Nakers?
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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Altalt: if the new Nakers gets to go back to bed for a couple hours then fuck it go on thenCrowley? As in Aleister?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:15,
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Last time I went to work hungover I pretended I had a really important project deadline and could not be disturbedthen I went for a few hours kip in one of the server rooms.
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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Running around school dressed like that old cunt while screaming "And I rave; and I rape and I rip and I rend!" at all of their little school friends would be fantastic, though.(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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NEVER MIND MONTY, I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.Get your arse over here. I just had 3 sausages, Bacon, fried slice, 2 hash browns, egg, mushrooms and beans from the Uni canteen. They do half price breakfasts if you get in early, the price of this huge meal. £1.98. Even you could afford that!
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:16,
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Oooo that reminds my, I've got a pot of coffee on the goStrong and black like my men! BRB :) :) :) xxxxx
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:18,
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Gosh yes.I think I might shit myself this morning. That would be good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:21,
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What I like best is a combination of the two.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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Morning Swipe(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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Vetinari, it wouldn't be difficultAlt: ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ғᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ.
AltAlt: I went to sleep at 8pm on Tuesday, that wasn't very bright.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:23,
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Alt: something about Pratchett eh?Cockend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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Your loss, cockmonkey.I like some of his books.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:26,
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I wish I had Alzheimers then maybe I'd forget the time I wasted reading the dismal tosh that he passes off as literature,(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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At least if you did have it you wouldn't fucking whinge all the time.Morning Monty, bit tired?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:30,
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I'm not in the best of shapes today, I cannae lie.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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Some caffiene and a high dose of MTFU?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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Pratchett is for kids and Iron Maiden IT autists.Smug wanked out toss which is nowhere near as clever or incisive as it thinks it is.
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Books can be for all agesI still enjoy Roald Dahl's stuff, and that was aimed primarily at children.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:40,
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as a children's author, yes.His other fiction isn't especially good.
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Now now Monty, he has at times made me laughHis alzheimer's for example is fucking loltastic!
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:30,
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MORNING MONTY HOW ARE YOU I'M GREAT.The invisable man so I could have the day off.
Alt: Johnny "Dread" Wulgaru, from Otherland written by Tad Williams
he was a half-Aboriginal Australian psychopath obsessed with rape and murder, employed as an assassin.
Alt:alt: I can't remember, but it would not have been on a school night.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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At least it's not Monday today. That's what I am clinging to.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:26,
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Batts last post said he was on his 12th drink WTF(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:27,
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AB would go as Batman or some other pillock out of the Dandy or whatever toss comic he reads.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:27,
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I'd dress up as Russ Abbott.Alt- Vernon from Let Me Count the Times by Martin Amis.
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You *always* dress up as Russ Abbott.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:29,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:31,
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You YOUNG UN's know NUFFINK(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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DittoWe have one Harry Potter and one GENERIC_PIRATE. Not terribly imaginitive, I know.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:31,
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You should have insisted they both went as God, you know, from The Bible?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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See? This is why I should always run these things by you first(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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I can only help you if you let me, TH.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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why didn't you make them go as the front and back of the zombie bull from Pet Sematary? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:39,
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always consult forum chums when doing costumes for children (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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it's going to be school full of Harry potters, And one kid no one likes as the blonde evil one. Malfin? Malfus? Melvin?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:48,
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Oh hell, both my kids are blonde and that never occurred to meNo glasses, no scar and they get to act like a cunt all day. Missed opportunity.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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I know a guy called joffrey :(He is a complete cunt as well.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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One of my colleagues has a son with more than a slight resemblance to him.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:12,
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My Godfathers son went to school with the Malfoy kidhe said he was a cunt there too
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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Darth is going to say Cassidybecause he thinks comics are literature.
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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HEY MONTY! YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTERA pint glass of warm runny lard topped off with squirty fake cream out of a can
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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I'd dress up as Conan. My favourite literary character is probably Door, from neverwhere, but she's a girl and I'm not wearing a dress to work twice.
Altalt: way more often than I should. Still, you'll only feel shut for a day, some people feel shit always.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:38,
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Innit.Imma pretend I have AIDS for a day, you know like when people sleep rough for a night for charity?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:40,
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that's always fucking hilarious. Middle class dicks in super expensive top of the range sleeping bags, arctic thermals and a nice flask of earl Grey.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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I was up and about pretty early yesterdayI was surprised at how many rough sleepers I saw on my way to the station, Tragic really when you look at the amount of empty office space there is in the centre of my home town.
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if they had the forethought, they'd be squatting in it. Actually, if they had the forethought they probably wouldn't be homeless.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:48,
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What they should do, right, is start a business and rent themselves some of that office space.Then they could kip in there after their staff go home for the night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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I've never hear of "Neverwhere" before according to Wiki...Not only is it a book they also televised it.
Do you recommend it as a read?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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it is brilliant. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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I'll check it outI'll offer you this in payment "Otherland" by Tad Williams
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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There are 4 or 5 books in the series (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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I'm afraid I can't read anything written by someone called 'Tad', soz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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NP MontsIt is a very good series of books
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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*Gaiman fives*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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Kneel, gay man MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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*Fuck*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:53,
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well, about half if it was. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:05,
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televised thing was shit mind. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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i read neverwhere, it was rubbishif you want to save yourself some time, it was made into a tv show which was also rubbish
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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The idea for the story came from a conversation between Gaiman and Henry about a possible television series.Henry suggested a story with tribes of homeless people in London. Gaiman was initially reluctant to commit, as he feared that making the homeless appear "cool" might cause more young people to attempt to emulate the characters, but decided that the effect could be avoided by making the story more removed from reality.
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MmmmmeeeeeuuuuuurrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhI.
Feel.
Horrible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:47,
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MORNING BATTS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:48,
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i'd probably go as the doveston(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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Expand please(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:57,
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THE E-MAIL GOD DAMMIT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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Threatened to sue a company,but now I'm hungover and don't want to deal with their response.
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Was the company a mattress retailer by any chance?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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Nah, someone I have a CCJ against is listed as a partner of this new company.I sent a "wheres my money bitch? Bitch where's my money" email.
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Well fuck 'em then.You're well within your rights and it's worth a crack. At worst the person who owes you is humiliated, at best, they cough up out of embarrassment.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:12,
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Yeah this was after looking into just selling the debtbut it's under £5k so no one wants it.
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He he (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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H e g o t d r u n k l a s t n i g h t a n d s e n t a n e m a i l h e s h o u l d n 't h a v e d o n e.(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
It was excellent to have a couple of beers with Darth last night. Top chap.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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Why on earth did decide I to drink strongbow last night? Why on earth did I have at least 12 pints of the stuff?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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Wrongbow will seriously fuck you up!Gives me the worst hangovers ever. I feel your pain.
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You were pretending to be a 15 year old again?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:21,
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I fucking loved it.Did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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Me tooI was a spotty virgin. I wasn't even old enough to ride a motorbike.
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Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:29,
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I have mentioned here before that I purchased my first car at the age of 14. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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Ten years after you first watched Cannibal Ferox.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:35,
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My daughter has gone as sleeping beauty today and is most pleased about itMy son is off to nursery on Friday as Finn McMissile
I'd dress up as Frank Campion and crash my car through the front doors at work
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Favourite character would have to be Hannibal Lector
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Often, though not booze based spasticity as the kids always wake ME up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:11,
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Morning MontyI have already had two serious shits today, the second even more painful than the first. I am not a well boy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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Only 2? Wish I'd been that lucky. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:31,
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I am in some 'discomfort' myself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:34,
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Losers. Just had a nice saus sammich. Had two meetings and might now go and pleasure myself;-)
Lots of love
Winky Daddy
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I'd say this thread has run its course.(
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