I ask for a medium cappuccino.
If they start asking question I stare at them until they give me a medium cappuccino. You just have to know how to deal with these cretins.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If you ask for a medium cappuccino in the afternoon in my coffee shop you'll be asked to take your business elsewhere
Heathen scum
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Does it make it any better if I say that I only ask for that because they don't do filter coffee?

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I don't really care what you drink, fill your boots you son of a bitch

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Validation!

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
Yesterday in Nero's I made a sobbing noise and said "I just want a cup of coffee". The girl told me to sit down and brought over a cup of coffee. With some milk on the side. See, that's all I wanted.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I've only been to a Nero's once and when I was there I saw an elderly lady tell a black gentleman that he should go back to his own country
Coffee 6/10
Entertainment value 8/10
Shocked tutting after 10/10
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

My grandad started talking to a black nurse in Swahili, once.
Of course, the nurse was from Brixton, so it just looked like the racist old prick was making ooger booger noises at the monkey man.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Do you want some racism with that Mocchachino?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)