I NOES.
The coffee thing at the moment seems to happen to me all the time. It's two quid, you know. Go to the fucking cash machine you lazy fuck!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

with contact less getting more popular, this sort of thing us going away.
I've had it put in the pub, and eventually will save me time, when I have explained to almost every person who has a contact less card how it works, because they seem to be in capable of reading a letter from their bank.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

You have to explain?
You press it to the thing and lights happen and a receipt comes out.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

"what? I don't have to put my pin in? is that ok?"
"yes, up to £20 3 times a day"
"oh, how long has that been working"
"well over a year"
"oh, I'm not sure I like it"
"well, don't lose your card and you'll be ok"
"but I always lose my card"
"maybe you shouldn't be allowed a card"
"bit rude that"
"sorry, really busy, do you mind if I serve one of the other people waiting for a drink, it's about 4 deep at the bar now"
"oh, yeah, do I get a receipt"
"I just gave it to you"
"oh, can I have a VAT receiot"
"for a vodka and orange and half a pint of becks"
"yeah"
*kills self*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I hate people.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

me too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)