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RANT THREADWhat proper fucks you off?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:06,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:10,
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I've had 3 days off, And had to spend them looking after a really ill ladypig, instead of my plans of alcohol abuse and frenzied masturbating.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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Aye I read, how's she doing?I suppose you could do the latter in a different room... And the drinking if you really needed to
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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nah, chances of me having to drive to get whatever drug she demands are high, And Fuck am I cycling in the rain.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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why the Fuck was the traffic so heavy at 12:30 on a Thursday? And why do people drive like cunts?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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Since moving house I seem to be stuck behind the accursed 24mph driver(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:11,
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that woman fucks me right off. In oxford it's often a tourist lost in the one way system, who then decides to break suddenly and turn in to a guest house car park, only deciding to signal after the turn is pretty much complete.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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People who indicate right then left on roundabouts when going straight aheadWTF?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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to be fair, I passed my test first time, and was totally unsafe to drive until my dad got in the car and pretty much beat road etiquette in to me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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Thats making my brain hurt because there are 24 hours in a day and I'm trying to work out maths that doesn't exist.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:50,
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You know Winds, when I'm driving my car I often ask myself "Why is that cunt driving like such a cunt?"And then I realise, it's because they are a cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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they nonced him right up whern he was a kid(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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Attitudes on contraception mainly.Also the wealth that the church holds is sickening, it could be used to help people.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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Have you ever been to the Vaticanit is jaw dropping the amount of bling those fuckers have. You can do a tour of the vault and its like a rappers bedroom
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I have. Also been round the Vatican museum, unbelievable.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:18,
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People littering and spitting, unnecessary, unhygienic and disgustingObvs famine etc are worse, but you know, this is more annoying day to day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:12,
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Littering really gets on my titsI've seen someone drop a fag packet RIGHT NEXT to a bin. I called him out on it and he picked it up - fucking prick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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He was shortBattered short
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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someone keeps pulling all the rubbish out of the bin in the park, And just scattering it around. Fucks me off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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Could that not be foxes or something?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1889355
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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possible, But the evidence of large amounts of special brew cans makes me think it's a tramp looking for some din dins.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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Spitting is vileWhy do chavs have that habit?
You can tell when there's been a group of them by the horrid pool of lung offerings.
Yak.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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Almost everything to do with other people.Their complete refusal to move to the left on motorways, for one.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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Saw a proper arse-clenching manoeuvre by an A5 driver this morningA5s are definitely the cunt car of choice, now.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:18,
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There had to be a pisshead in front of me last nightOver the white lines, weaving at 15mph
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:20,
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Proper scary watching oncoming cars have to swerve out of the way(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1889365
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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I'm serioulsy thinking of swapping marque purely for that reason.(
Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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People paying for coffee in the morning on a card. People buying single rounds in pubs on a card.
Visitors to London clogging up the public transport.
People who will not stand on the right.
Donald Trump.
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I NOES. The coffee thing at the moment seems to happen to me all the time. It's two quid, you know. Go to the fucking cash machine you lazy fuck!
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with contact less getting more popular, this sort of thing us going away. I've had it put in the pub, and eventually will save me time, when I have explained to almost every person who has a contact less card how it works, because they seem to be in capable of reading a letter from their bank.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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You have to explain?You press it to the thing and lights happen and a receipt comes out.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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"what? I don't have to put my pin in? is that ok?" "yes, up to £20 3 times a day"
"oh, how long has that been working"
"well over a year"
"oh, I'm not sure I like it"
"well, don't lose your card and you'll be ok"
"but I always lose my card"
"maybe you shouldn't be allowed a card"
"bit rude that"
"sorry, really busy, do you mind if I serve one of the other people waiting for a drink, it's about 4 deep at the bar now"
"oh, yeah, do I get a receipt"
"I just gave it to you"
"oh, can I have a VAT receiot"
"for a vodka and orange and half a pint of becks"
"yeah"
*kills self*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:30,
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this is why I like contactless paymentto the pub thing can I add people ordering coffee
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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By single rounds, do you mean one drinkor one round of say, a dozen drinks?
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Putting your card behind the bar is about the easiest way to fall victim to card cloning and fraud.(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Nah, if you give your card and PIN to your housemate, you don't even have to leave the house.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:30,
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I do all of those top three.I don't need to carry cash anymore, it's great!
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Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:18,
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Yup!I'm well looking forward to when you have, like, a barcode on your hand or something and you just pass that over a machine and cash is a thing of the past.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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Agreed. But it isn't that quick. tap tap tap. wait for the stupid machine to ring up and get authorisation. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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That's mental.In order to rob someone in the future you'll have to hack off their limb!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:27,
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Oh god, I want an embedded NFC chip now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:47,
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I might get my oyster card implanted to my willy, so I can just wave my dick over the barrer and it'll let me through.Got to be careful though, it might end up letting people through 4 barriers down. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:48,
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Teenagers with their jeans hanging down their arse(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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faux gansta' accentsYa git meh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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On people from England, full stopI'll axe ma homies wha' dey fink, yeah?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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Then come to Newcastleand get on a Metro
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:27,
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I havent had my shots yetshhh though between you and me the in laws are geordies
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people who complain about what teenagers wear as if they were never teenagers themselves and probably wore clothes that their parents didn't approve of(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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31 year olds who think they are on the teenage side of the argument when talking to 39 year olds.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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I'm practically 30, he is practically dead(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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the demand for respect, whilst having not earned it and showing no respect to anyone else(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:19,
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Really petty things, mostly.Like everyone else, it seems.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:20,
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when you tear a piece of kitchen towel from a kitchen towel dispenserand the kitchen towel starts to tear along where it is perforated but then moves off diagonally and you end up with a pathetic triangle of kitchen towel
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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WarI mean, what is good for?
absolutly nothin'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1889402
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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actually that'sa lieit's a good way to facilitate ethic cleansing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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I've been thinking about this...Nothing really fucks me off.
Sure, some things annoy, but not enough to dwell on.
I'm quite a placid chap who just goes with it. Nothing much you can do about other fuckwits actions. They're just gonna do it anyway so why worry?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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You're Captain Placid?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:26,
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I couldn't handle that authority.How about His Imperial Highness Placid.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:28,
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AIRPORTSFFS. I am not a terrorist because I am neither brown nor Irish.
Have these people never heard of profiling?
Also, Easyjet and other cheap flight cunts, I don't need to be in a tiny waiting area for 30 minutes before boarding.
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He didn't bomb an airport nor did he travel through an airport with explosives. (, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)
First white terrorist I could think of.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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I can't think of one white airport or airplane bomber in the last 40 years. (, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)
And he was of Irish descent.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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Have you ever been to Israel? El Al security has to be seen to be believed. The Israelis have good reason to be worried.
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Well they've spent 50 years winding everyone around them up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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Quite. You have to be at the airport 3 hours before your flight for questioning. But it is recognised as safest airline to fly with.
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At the moment, nothingHave had issues with a couple of housemates recently, they've now been solved with handshakes, so all is sorted there.
Am looking forward to this saturday though, at a gig. Then, weekend after that I'm in London. End of the month, I'm up in Leeds, should be good!
EDIT: Actually, the list of songs stuck in my head at the moment is starting to annoy me. This morning alone I've had This, this, and this all going round in my head. Fucking annoying.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:31,
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My coworker, sorry, I now mean subordinatewho NEVER FUCKING LEARNS how to write a report despite having been doing the job as long as me and having been told countless times and now put on a disciplinary.
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But, and I think this is likely to be an important and intrinsic part of their ability to perform the job alongside and in conjunction with you,are they a cunt?
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Trying to choose the right colour of gravel to use in part of my patio.Annoying first world problem right here.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:33,
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I don't think you've understood how a patio works(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:34,
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Using gravel in a small border in between the stones, want a different colour to the stones for contrast.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:36,
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pale grey textured slabs.Thinking about using a dark granite.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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Choosing from this selectiondecorativeaggregates.com/gravels_aggregates.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:40,
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decorativeaggregates.com/gravels_aggregates/ga070/Cheshire+Pink+14mm.html
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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decorativeaggregates.com/gravels_aggregates/ga250/Charcoal+Granite+10mm.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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Trying to get this sort of effect?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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My wife would kill me if I did that.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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Whats your area and how deep?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:08,
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Just match it to your wifes skin tone, it's where you'll end up burying her.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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why would you have gravel on a patio? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1889452
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:39,
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makes sense. We've got these funny purple slate things, I thought they'd be tacky but they look pretty good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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Everything.People, mostly.
But I do have a fair bit of vitriol to spare for inanimate objects I anthropomorphise into 'people who are doing that deliberatley to fuck me off'.
I'm essentially a miserable old harridan.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:40,
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Many, many thingsI hate littering. Small thing, I know...but it really bugs me.
Also, I just bought a guitar amplifier from the British Heart Foundation.
Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:43,
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That's the beauty of itIt was only 30 quid!!
www.chambonino.com/work/miscguitar/misc18.html
Mine was made 10th December 1973, so it's older than me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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Are the valves all working then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:57,
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Yep, it seems soThere are two inputs, High and Low. High doesn't seem to do anything, so I might get someone to take a look at it at some point. The other input works just fine though. I'd say it's more British than US sounding. Very clear and loud.
And wind the tremolo settings to about 2 o'clock and you've got Link Wray's Rumble off to a tee.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:00,
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A wise investment of £30 then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:10,
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that's awesome. I'm well jel.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:00,
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It's WELL COOLNot sure where I'm going to put it though. Solving one problem at a time over here.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:00,
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No that's a defribillator, it won't work with a guitar.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:45,
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WoahI've only ever bought shit shirts and Herb Alpert records from them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:45,
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I thought that was all they sold. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:47,
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I'm just as shocked as youI thought they only sold 32" CRT televisions and used sandwich toasters.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:54,
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I don't get why spitting on the street is suddeny acceptableand why only ugly people do it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:49,
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I think it might stem from football?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:01,
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most bad things in the world do stem from footballthe Darfur conflict was started cos John Terry shagged teh king of Somalia's goat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:04,
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No, people do it round my neck of the woods tooIt's fucking revolting
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:03,
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I just made myself a coffee without offering to make anyone else in the team oneBOOYAH
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^ office hardmaning right here ^(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:02,
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Our tea/coffee round went to pieces a while backEvery man/woman for themselves now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:03,
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Tea rounds fall to pieces when you get the one twat that wants something stupid.Tea, coffee, milk, sugar. There are no alternatives.
Piss off with your 'can you do me a peppermint tea?'
Not that I've done a tea run for a while, obviously...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:15,
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Something something black eyes something.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:20,
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In whole measures as well.I'm not pissing about with one and a half teaspoons of sugar.
You can have one or two.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:20,
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I just bought a euromillions ticket.I'm going to win and then rub it in your faces for the rest of your miserable lives.
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Would it not be better to claim the money if you win, rather than assaulting people with a small pink ticket?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:23,
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