You know what? You got it, big guy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I didn't think you'd accept, I wouldn't know what to do anymore
What if sex has changed? What if I get her in bed and she's all 'where's your sex hat' and I don't have a sex hat and I don't know anymore and I start crying and you hear the crying and come bursting in and laugh at me with my sad droopy semi and no sex hat
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Oh mate, do you really think I'd do that to you?
Look, my sex hat is your sex hat, as far as I'm concerned.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)

hang on. what's a sex hat?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

So there ARE sex hats?
God it's all gone wrong, I don't know the first thing about sexing anymore.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)