it's a gag from Round the Horne with Kenneth Williams
did you manage to drag yourself up on deck?

no, we dressed quite casual
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm fucking wasted on this place

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)

i love a bit of kenneth, me
got his diaries and everything. he was a total fuck up but in quite a compelling way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

yeah, he spewed a load of bile and contempt for everyone into his private diaries
then someone decided to publish it, not really what he would have wanted but yeah

and he didn't want workmen using his bog, what's that about?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:14, Reply)

i don't know
why keep a diary if you don't want it to be read? and he censored a whole heap of it, but left a lot behind. but yeah, money grabbing relatives and prurient twats like me.

he didn't want them using his shitter, but didn't mind them using his shithole. until after the event, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)