fuck i hope your hoover works
also it means he'll be all on his period for about 5 weeks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I was going to save his feathers and make a parrot suit
he doesn't get angry when he's moulting, I just give him a cat litter tray full of water every day and let him splash it everywhere and he's a happy Momo
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

better idea
make feather dusters and sell them as....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:50, Reply)

... prostate stimulators?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

i was going for
BARIATRIC FANNY WIPERS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

you're SO vanilla

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:55, Reply)

what the fuck is vanilla about bariatric fanny wipes?
you don't know what i do with them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

I can't possibly imagine
you'll just have to show me
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)

oh that's a great idea. hang on, i'll just fire up photobucket...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:01, Reply)

haha
"bucket"
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:01, Reply)

fuckit
did not think that through
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:03, Reply)